The four word story game

but south of the

 

naval,
academy you pervert

 

My perverted uncle always

 

rubs one out on

 

used couch cushions during

 

old episodes of M*A*S*H

 

to hot “lips hulahan”

 

his wife's old dirty

 

boyfriend usually stayed home

 

due to smelly armpits.

 

I bought three new

 

pairs of furry gloves

 

for no nut November

 

but the gloves were

 

used. So I then

 

went to Dollar General

 

and bought faux fur

 

underwear that caressed my

 

new baby making equipment

 

in every nauuuuughty way.