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The Good Wife's Guide

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by JDMcQ, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. Sep 2, 2010 at 4:54 PM
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    JDMcQ

    JDMcQ [OP] Well-Known Member

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    As I am recently married, I thought that I would share a little pearl that I just hung on the refrigerator.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Sep 2, 2010 at 4:56 PM
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    ImpulseRed008

    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    OEM SS tube steps, Access LE tonneau cover, pop n'lock, AVS in-channel vent visors, stubby antenna, Wet Okole seat covers, bed mat, rear diff breather mod, 4 extra d rings in bed, K&N air filter.
    :rofl: dream on....
     
  3. Sep 3, 2010 at 10:57 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    damn carolina girls. they make the worst wives. unfortunately i'm gonna have my own in a couple weeks. its like trying to break a wild stallion, except way more dangerous. no matter how severely i beat her she still wont make sammiches on demand :mad:
     
  4. Sep 3, 2010 at 11:01 AM
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    TAKoma907

    TAKoma907 Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHA! I bet a man wrote this!
     
  5. Sep 3, 2010 at 11:03 AM
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    mjp2

    mjp2 Living vicariously though myself Moderator

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    You can pick one up on clearance if you're willing to look for deals.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Sep 3, 2010 at 11:05 AM
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    ToucanV13

    ToucanV13 You think I was rollin out here naked?

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    I would either wake up with my manhood removed or in a tub of ice with my manhood removed AND my kidneys lol
     
  7. Sep 3, 2010 at 11:06 AM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    hahahahahahahahahaha! oh man, i've never seen that before and i laughed so hard my office mate things i just had a mental break
     
  8. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:00 PM
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    JM76

    JM76 Ride On

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    seconday air filter removal, tw sticker afe pro dry s filter , black rims , cb radio with four foot firestik antenna,black nasta nerf bars,5100's in the rear,mp3 player hookup,led overhead light,5100's up front @ 1.75, rear AAL,custom dent package,blacked out rear bumper, blacking out front grille,camo gt seat covers , 6k HIDs, 6k fogs coming, devil horns grille mod,elite offroad aluminum bumper,Canadoshi grille mod.light bar behind the grille with bright lights coming sooner or later
    I showed my wife that before, and I always remind her about the last one as in:

    A GOOD WIFE ALWAYS KNOWS HER PLACE

    sadly, she doesn't seem to get it. :eek:
     
  9. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:16 PM
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    scottri

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    Cover King Seat Covers, WeatherTech Liners, PopNLock, storage bin locks, N-Fab Step bars, and G4 Elite Tonneau cover.
    I'm going to send that to my wife. I'll let you know what happens when the swelling goes down and I can see again.
     
  10. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:19 PM
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    Chief10Taco

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    weathertech floor liners, weathertech bug deflector and side window deflector, and wet okole front seats
    That's awesome. I want to put it on my fridge, but ............I'm scared to
     
  11. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:24 PM
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    98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 is gooder 'en chicken Moderator

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  12. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:26 PM
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    WhatThePho?

    WhatThePho? Greg Graffin 2016

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    The things required to pull bitches
    Time to get the Cattle Prod?
     
  13. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:42 PM
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    BuckNakedBooda

    BuckNakedBooda There's no place like 127.0.0.1

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    I see an ASS WHIPPING coming your way from your OLD LADY !!!
     
  14. Sep 3, 2010 at 12:42 PM
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    nd

    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    strangely, enough, thats what i've called it before :D
     
  15. Sep 4, 2010 at 9:55 AM
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    Krazie Sj

    Krazie Sj Resident Jackass

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    Yes be gay. Bring your hot friend over and make out with her when I come home.
     
  16. Sep 4, 2010 at 10:01 AM
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    HondaGM

    HondaGM Roll Tide

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    if beating her doesnt work with the sammiches try paying her,it always works for me.:cool:
     
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