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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Sep 11, 2019 at 7:49 PM
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    stun gun

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    No worries. I get more out of giving than receiving.


    I also sing along with the lyrics. I’ve heard it’s terrifying.
     
  2. Sep 11, 2019 at 7:50 PM
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    slowlane

    slowlane [OP] Well-Known Member

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    Did I mention he's quite generous too! Get at him ladies!
     
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  3. Sep 11, 2019 at 7:50 PM
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    4x4_angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy

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    Lol well I hope you enjoy the package when you receive it
     
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  4. Sep 11, 2019 at 7:52 PM
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    stun gun

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    :benchpress: I’m getting ready for it <3
     
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  5. Sep 11, 2019 at 8:14 PM
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    shane100700

    shane100700 Retired, now a stay at home husband!

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    lol not at all... sorry, been reading about “social Darwinism” during the industrial revolution. For a class, not so I can communicate with hipsters. Which reminds me, why does TW not have a suicide emoji?!

    The sriracha thing is actually from one of the pitch perfect movies. Hipster kid brings it with him to work. And... don’t lie, we all know you have tight white all cotton pants that you roll at the bottom along with your man bun, sandals and knit hat.

    https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hipster+Tabasco&amp=true

    EDE8550A-B4DF-4D62-902D-39C24FD3FF1B.jpg
     
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  6. Sep 11, 2019 at 9:26 PM
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    shane100700

    shane100700 Retired, now a stay at home husband!

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    Those damn military folks. MREs are not delicious you damn fools!

    I seriously can’t believe how beard and mustache wax is a thing?!

    And... FIFY...

    TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry: TASTE TEST!!!! :hungry:

     
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  7. Sep 11, 2019 at 9:29 PM
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    JaCado Sutton, Popcorn Sutton.

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    images (82).jpg
     
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  8. Sep 12, 2019 at 4:37 AM
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  9. Sep 12, 2019 at 6:23 AM
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    Mustache wax is real. And it’s crucial in developing the proper lay for the walrus. Especially nice when it’s time to eat and you want to part the sea to make way.
     
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  10. Sep 12, 2019 at 7:16 AM
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    :yes:
     
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  11. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:36 AM
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    You caught me red handed. I own one pair of flip flops, a collection of camo ball-caps that were probably hand sewn by an enslaved child in a third world country, and I do own tights... but they are black and for running. I'm sure these still count? I find the lycra to be supportive of my undercarriage than cotton, and it makes me feel fast and cool. No man bun though... my wife doesn't allow it.
     
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  12. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:41 AM
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    .... I'll respond with this 8==D
     
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  13. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:51 AM
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  14. Sep 12, 2019 at 10:52 AM
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    Why?! That’s what the chapter really was!
     
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  15. Sep 12, 2019 at 11:01 AM
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    The only thing more hipster would be if you told me you were awkwardly working on some javascript at a coffee shop, seated in a way that no one could approach you, but everyone could see what you were doing and also got a judgment glare for doing so. I dont know how to insert a rolling head laughing emoji but I would put one here.
     
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  16. Sep 12, 2019 at 11:08 AM
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    killthehippies French Fry Enthusiast

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    one time i was at the coffee shop by my house with my laptop and MIDI controller (basically a mini piano that controls music software) working on a film project and some dude wouldn't stop staring at me. two weeks later he had a full on 61-key synthesizer, just fuckin' going to town with headphones on. i didn't have the heart to tell him the only reason i was working in the cafe was because my brother's girlfriend shitbarfed all over the guestroom, which is right next to my little studio, and i made her pay to get the shit professionally cleaned.

    also fuck that guy, that keyboard took up the entirety of a table designed for like six people!
     
  17. Sep 12, 2019 at 11:10 AM
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    lol oh got ya... that’s why I said it was legitimately for a class. One of the worst things I have ever read in my life.

    Or maybe an actual old school typewriter at the coffee shop, writing your biography that you plan to rewrite on your home MacBook so you can freesource it so people in third world countries can experience an American urbanization lifestyle.
     
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  18. Sep 12, 2019 at 11:11 AM
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    He might enjoy the fucking.... perhaps smash his keyboard and call him an ass instead?
     
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  19. Sep 12, 2019 at 11:12 AM
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    Admit it... you don’t even know how to use it. You bought it so you could specifically take it to a coffee shop and play with it in public.
     
  20. Sep 12, 2019 at 11:12 AM
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    I just vomited.
     
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