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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Oct 6, 2019 at 5:59 PM
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    VirusCage

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  2. Oct 6, 2019 at 7:32 PM
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    o_O
     
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  3. Oct 6, 2019 at 7:35 PM
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    I think these 2 top him...


     
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  4. Oct 6, 2019 at 7:38 PM
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    Where I come from, we call that a circle jerk. Strong work.
     
  5. Oct 6, 2019 at 7:56 PM
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    Rock Lobster

    Rock Lobster The Ignore button is for weaklings.

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    Can you imagine how different life would be if cranking your yang actually sounded like a fire bell?

    I'm guessing that no home would sell unless it came with a soundproof vault.
     
  6. Oct 6, 2019 at 8:01 PM
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    Masturbation would probably be destigmatized because there wouldnt be anyway to hide it and people would have to come to terms with their sexuality. If that happens, things like this thread would become common place. We wouldn't have to hide in the shadows. We could be free to express our selves. I wouldn't have to pretend to be a millennial to maintain my awkward anonymous online persona! We would be free!!!
     
  7. Oct 6, 2019 at 8:08 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    I'm going the pessimist route. Masturbation would be a luxury afforded by the rich. Presidential limousines would have sound mat well before bulletproofing was considered. Meanwhile the poor bastards in section 8 apartments can't get any sleep thanks to Fred the hypersexual pervert. The first case of a government wanting to break up a monopoly would have been whoever held the dick silencer patent.
     
  8. Oct 6, 2019 at 8:12 PM
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    Edit: can we poke fun at religion on TW? Like it is ok for me to quote @Rock Lobster and make comparisons between his dystopian masturbation society and Catholicism?
     
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  9. Oct 7, 2019 at 5:01 AM
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    The old saying would no longer be "you're gonna go blind", it would be "you're gonna go deaf"!
     
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  10. Oct 7, 2019 at 5:57 AM
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    Ever see the movie Hancock? It would be like the opening sex scene

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu_6JzXWCSQ
     
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  11. Oct 7, 2019 at 6:45 AM
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    That’s actually pretty rad. I’m thinking about making myself a dinger just like that...the core workout must be amazing and the loud ass dings let your neighbors count along with your reps. Adding it to the list.
     
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  12. Oct 7, 2019 at 7:33 AM
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    :rofl:
     
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  13. Oct 7, 2019 at 9:39 AM
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    Is that "loud, ass dings" or "loud ass, dings"
     
  14. Oct 7, 2019 at 10:26 AM
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    Interesting choices, let's vote on it.



    Oh wait, my bad, I forgot we don't vote on shit in this thread...:facepalm:
     
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  15. Oct 7, 2019 at 10:54 AM
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    Yeah it’s not really a democracy sir. It’s like anarchy, with a side of postal service.
     
  16. Oct 7, 2019 at 12:03 PM
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  17. Oct 7, 2019 at 12:11 PM
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    Thanks, now I just gotta hack into the USPS system, plug in that tracking number and I'll know exactly where to send the syphilis carrying bees!


    Yeah, I know I could just look at the return address on the box he sent me but where is the challenge in that?
     
  18. Oct 7, 2019 at 12:40 PM
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  19. Oct 7, 2019 at 12:55 PM
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    No worries, you’re busy AF. I have all my time to myself and even I can barely get a package out on time.
     
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  20. Oct 7, 2019 at 1:01 PM
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    Fuckin pervert.
     
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