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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Oct 11, 2019 at 5:50 AM
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    Also when I'm eating cookies on my couch, I don't have to worry some grubby ass kid asking "what is that? Can I have some?"

    God damned kids.
     
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  2. Oct 11, 2019 at 5:52 AM
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    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy

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  4. Oct 11, 2019 at 6:54 AM
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    Going to do a karaoke night thing tonight. I’ve chosen my song.


    If you don’t hear from me again it will be because I’ve been kidnapped by a militant cougar faction hell bent on milking me for my seed.

    2nd time performing this experiment. This time I have very tight jeans pushing out a sidepipe.
     
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  5. Oct 11, 2019 at 8:29 AM
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    I just cried a little, that song is beautiful... god damn it @stun gun I told myself I wouldn’t cry today.
     
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  6. Oct 11, 2019 at 8:31 AM
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    Also another crowd pleaser.

    https://youtu.be/3mAJU_ZKhEM
     
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  7. Oct 11, 2019 at 8:59 AM
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    Bro I’m shooting for 45-55 and working at a dentists office lol


    Drop them hygienist panties girl
     
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  8. Oct 11, 2019 at 9:04 AM
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    Let me guess - the ones that have the kitty cat print on their scrubs that they still wear even on their days off, and smell like they were caught in a Garnier Fruictis explosion.

    Fish in barrel.
     
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  9. Oct 11, 2019 at 9:05 AM
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    USMC - Retired No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy

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    Fixed it for ya...
     
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  10. Oct 11, 2019 at 9:10 AM
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    You might need to find a new dental office. IDGAF how competent or incompetent the dentist is, its all about that tooth cleanin' girl leaning over your forehead.
     
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    A2902117-8D2F-4AEA-A853-CDDF25C13593.jpg
     
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  12. Oct 11, 2019 at 1:12 PM
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    Does that spikey metal thing go in the pee pee hole?
     
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    Its a great idea, cause you dont need pockets then. But the downside is if your dinger acts as a retractable lanyard, you have to be extra careful. For example, you're at a stoplight and a massive swamp beast is trodding the crosswalk in front of your hood. Suddenly the truck stalls out because your key got yanked from the ignition...
     
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    Its all fun and games until it sucks up inside you.
     
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    The struggle is daily. Which is why push to start button is such a game changer.
     
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    VirusCage Overwhelmed with fun

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    Just noticed my next post would be 666....who else would enjoy that....well you deviants were my first thought.

    danger11.gif
     
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    Tell your wife? People who are married tell me that they enjoy each other’s little things like that. Like- “hey wife, stop brushing your hair and come look at this post, it’s the number of the beast...” is roughly how I imagine that conversation starting. Then ending with passionate sex because numerology and message boards get chicks hot AF
     
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    I came six times when I read it, three times in a row!
     
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    13 hours later I finally see what you did there
     
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