The human centipede giveaway

Well thats no secret. The real question is, do you know who wants the tainted multi purpose dildo the most?

 

The real question is, who hasn’t enjoyed the benefits of a multi purpose dildo to not want one?!

 

Ladies and gentlemen, we've entered the multi purpose dildo inception

 

Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a swiss army dildo... always use the indefinite article. *a* multipurpose dildo, never *your* multipurpose dildo.

 

A man of experience here.

 

I'm all tingly inside awaiting to see who gets the MPD.
(Multi Purpose Dildo)
It could be a life changer.

 

Fixed it for you.

 

I could be a funny guy and send you useless tools for your Tacoma. Like sockets in standard that’ll strip the shit out of your metric bolts

 

Jokes on you, my bolts are already stripped.

 

Oh, sure, make fun of me now. But when I score that thing, I'm gonna put you at the back of the line to play with it.

 

Unless it’s 2 headed and then you “Lady and Tramp” it

 

slammin’ butts

 

Last minute takers?

Tell your friends, tell your wife's, tell your girlfriends, tell your girlfriends wife. If I missed anyone feel free to tag anyone.

The Human Centipede Round 5 sign up is OFFICIALLY OPEN. you know the rules.


1. Human centipede giveaway round 5 will be closed and no more participants will be allowed on the list after 11:59:59 pm MST 06/05/2021. no exceptions.
2. To join the Human Centipede Giveaway round 5, you MUST send me a PM asking to join and a picture of all or partial of what you will be sending.
3. The participant order will be decided in order of PM sent to me asking to join the giveaway. I will post the order list shortly after 06/05/2021. I will update the thread with the amount of participation to show how much participation we have until the close.
4. The person listed as participant number 1 will make a bag of goodies to send to participant number 2. Number 2 will send to number 3 and so on. The last person on the list will send to number 1.
5. The sender and receiver are in charge of exchanging personal information for shipping.
6. The person sending the package will be in charge of paying for the entire cost of shipping. Shipping. Box. Materials. Nothing will be sold, only given away if you participate.
7. What you send is up to you. Taco related or not taco related. The value of said items has to at least equal $20 bucks. Nothing less than a $20 value. There is no cap on value. Totally up to you. DO NOT RIP ANYONE OFF!!! DO NOT SEND JUNK!! Let's make this fun and fair. Let's send cool stuff.
8. If you want to "interview" the sender to know they wont get offended by sending them a glass didlo, totally up to you. I perosnally would leave it up to fate and let the sender send me some cool shit and be totally surprised.
9. Once you receive your bag of goods, you must post pics.
10. Last rule, make this fun. Lets make some friends and have a good time with it.

 

If someone were real handy with sharp tools, could they cut that into two identical twin dildoes?
Asking for a friend.

 

They could, but if you don't attach a terminal on the cut end it could get lost in the pocket. Which I heartily encourage, by the way. It's a great way to make friends with your local EMT. Most of them are sick enough to be into that sort of thing.

 

Dear whoever went a little trigger happy when nailing down this carpet tack, I hope you get yours.

On the plus side, I have my raw materials for hand carving the multipurpose dildo. With love.

 

So, you’re saying you “want a glass dildo”?

 

Don't be so picky.

Best you can hope for is a dildo of any kind. Trying to ask for a nice dildo only leads to disappoinment.

 

Are you saying you "don't want a glass dildo"?

 

Just like McDonald’s, full of disappointment.

I thought @slowlane was subtly hinting that HE wanted one, in his rather unusual and extremely detailed explanation.