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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Jun 25, 2019 at 7:46 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    Speaking of dildos, when visiting my friend recently I was told that everyone in socal and especially everyone that's between burbank and Santa Monica, has an Andy Dick encounter story. Apparently the dude is the where's Waldo of meth heads, he just appears everywhere.

    Now I'm curious, socal peeps, does anyone have an Andy Dick story?
     
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  2. Jun 25, 2019 at 7:47 PM
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    Nope, no dick story here.
     
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  3. Jun 25, 2019 at 7:48 PM
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    broke_down

    broke_down highly opinionated with little experience

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    Ah yes. I see your point. You are referring to a gender inclusive human centipede - when a woman and man are sewn together. Got it. Thank you for the clarification.
     
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  4. Jun 25, 2019 at 7:51 PM
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    USMC - Retired

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    One what? An Asian or a shit?
     
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  5. Jun 25, 2019 at 8:01 PM
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    shane100700

    shane100700 Retired, now a stay at home husband!

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    Shit I’ll give you my address right now. I’ll even buy a glass coffee table.
     
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  6. Jun 25, 2019 at 8:06 PM
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    Wolftaco0503

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    Mine will go out when I get the Final ingredient.
     
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  7. Jun 25, 2019 at 8:08 PM
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    USMC - Retired

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    I guess we know who's trying to win the fourth category...
     
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  8. Jun 25, 2019 at 8:13 PM
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    Wolftaco0503

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    It doesn't tick but you might want to put it in the oven.
     
  9. Jun 25, 2019 at 8:20 PM
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    slowlane

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    This thread is so dimensional.
    I bet you have the dad jokes mastered.
     
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  10. Jun 25, 2019 at 9:41 PM
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    So I read the first page and that’s it. Are you doing another round? I have a lot of good stuff I’d like to ship someone. Tons for for sale ads that never sold or I was too lazy to repost. :drevil:
     
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  11. Jun 25, 2019 at 10:09 PM
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    I can send you my address. Then you just box up everything and send it my way. I'll then pick out what i want and send the rest to random people in this thread. Cool?
     
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  12. Jun 26, 2019 at 3:22 AM
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    shane100700

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    I have a bomb disposal cat on standby.

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    He’s like a bomb sniffing and service dog rolled into one except he doesn’t give a shit how you feel or if it’s safe. Odds are he will wait for me to get close then initiate detonation.
     
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  13. Jun 26, 2019 at 5:10 AM
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    No, but that sounds awesome. I have a James Woods alley story though.
     
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  14. Jun 26, 2019 at 5:11 AM
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    Send me his dildies.
     
  15. Jun 26, 2019 at 5:12 AM
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    Spoiler alert he sent you and unbaked cake genius level-10
     
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  16. Jun 26, 2019 at 11:28 AM
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    The 6 "Cylinder" Tacoma fun bag is assembled and ready for boxing. Will ship today.

    Addendum: Shipped (ground... Will get there next Wednesday...what, I'm cheap)
     
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  17. Jun 26, 2019 at 1:22 PM
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    Bummed I can't keep up with this thread in real time... The cabin I'm staying at this week has no service or wifi... So I can only catch up when I go into town, which is like once a day.

    But @broke_down I'm still working on getting your shit together!
     
  18. Jun 26, 2019 at 1:25 PM
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    This thread is hilarious. I cant wait to see some of the package contents.

    And "bomb disposal cat". I'm dying. Lol
     
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  19. Jun 26, 2019 at 1:31 PM
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  20. Jun 26, 2019 at 1:34 PM
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    Aww so stoked. So thoughtful. I got a blindfold, a condom carrier, a lube bottle, a roofie case, and STICKERS!

    Fuck yeah. Strong thank you to my guy. It was a boring day until now.
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    Favorite. Ever.
     
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