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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Jun 10, 2021 at 3:46 PM
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    slowlane

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    You fuckin with me?! It blew my mind when I saw it.
     
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  2. Jun 10, 2021 at 4:26 PM
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    NoOne

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    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
     
  3. Jun 10, 2021 at 4:29 PM
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    If I wasn't lazy I would have changed my avatar and really fucked with you
     
  4. Jun 11, 2021 at 5:45 PM
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    Rock Lobster

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    After spending two weeks assembling items on one table, I went to pack my box today. Imagine my surprise when I discovered some items missing, and replaced with other items that I had not considered.

    Turns out that my girlfriend decided to participate by white elephanting my centipede box. Dont be surprised if your box is now decidedly more gender nonspecific. :anonymous:
     
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  5. Jun 11, 2021 at 7:24 PM
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    NoOne

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    I have @slowlane , so it’s already more gender nonspecific…
     
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  6. Jun 11, 2021 at 8:21 PM
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    slowlane

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    I prefer them, they, those, it, thing. Otherwise you'll be hearing from my lawyer
     
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  7. Jun 12, 2021 at 9:25 AM
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    Beerpayzdabillz

    Beerpayzdabillz Pastryatarian

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    She a mean one, too.

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  8. Jun 12, 2021 at 10:22 AM
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    Everyone's so quiet here. I guess they're all out playing with their "new" toys.
    (Or at the ER getting "stuck" things removed.)
     
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  9. Jun 12, 2021 at 10:56 AM
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    Its a very fair assumption. 2 out of 10 human centipeders have had to visit the ER to remove falic like object from the anus.
     
  10. Jun 12, 2021 at 11:16 AM
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    The lull before the shitstorm. Remember kids, removing inserted objects is a game of steady hands and patience. It is not like ripstarting a lawnmower.
     
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  11. Jun 12, 2021 at 12:02 PM
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    Chunk

    Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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    Bet?
     
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  12. Jun 12, 2021 at 12:12 PM
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    A six pack will be sent upon receipt of video.
     
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  13. Jun 12, 2021 at 1:45 PM
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    You said hands, implying more than one… do you two hand a lawn mower?
    Pffft. Amateurs…

    Who’s the other one?
     
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  14. Jun 12, 2021 at 3:11 PM
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    If extractions from your anal cavity don't require a two hand job you're not playing in the big leagues.

    I bet you'll tell me that you don't even use a minimum 3" DOT certified ratchet strap and a 10k pound flatbed winch.
     
  15. Jun 12, 2021 at 3:51 PM
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    This thread reminds me of that time at bandcamp........
     
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  16. Jun 12, 2021 at 4:40 PM
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    That’s a good start for a beginner.

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  17. Jun 12, 2021 at 10:33 PM
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  18. Jun 14, 2021 at 6:28 AM
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    I can’t believe I missed this round. I have a jar of durian fruit that has been fermenting since October. It was made specifically for this!
     
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  19. Jun 14, 2021 at 6:53 AM
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    Well apparently you drive a.....jeep.....soo....
     
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