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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Jul 3, 2019 at 8:03 PM
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    Someone had to go there. Were beyond the point of no return and I like it here
     
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  3. Jul 3, 2019 at 8:12 PM
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    While we are on the subject of pieces of shit...

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    Lyrical poetry.
     
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  7. Jul 4, 2019 at 12:09 AM
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    You know...I had meant to ask if you both had federal retail licenses... but then I figured I'd just keep my mouth shut (which is weird for me)
     
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    I think I might have, I had a flare up
     
  9. Jul 4, 2019 at 11:25 AM
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    This is/has been awesome! @BillyToy sent me an awesome loot pile. I came home from my community July 4th (on the 3rd every year) extravaganza to find this package on my doorstep....I then took it in for a quick inspection by the guard dogs....they approved....
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    Upon opening I found a stansport stuff bag, awesom by iteslf, and needed, full of goodies....
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    All of said goodies were wrapped in cool towels....
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    This included a fancy toyota oil filter...
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    AND a super sweet Toyota liquor transporting device!
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    An incredible ribbed an textured dild...errr bubble wand....it smells funny now...
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    Some super awesome coins, my 8 year old collects coins and is excited....

    And an Eagles decal that is going to be a hit!

    Thanks!!!

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  10. Jul 4, 2019 at 11:39 AM
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    Did those bastards at the postal service remove the leather conditioner and shot glass?
     
  11. Jul 4, 2019 at 2:43 PM
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    Scotch?! Heck yeah. Time to party.
     
  12. Jul 4, 2019 at 2:44 PM
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    Did the USPS really jack some of the goods?
     
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    They were buried in the packing material! it gets better and better!!!
     
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    I used to get a leather and vinyl cleaner/polisher through American Honda when I worked at an Acura dealership. That stuff was the best, this stuff smells just like it. The gimp mask hasn't been this clean and supple in years!!!
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    Also, shot glasses are always a hit here, I'll test it now
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    It works!
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    Noice!!
    Love me some fermented/distilled Rye Water!
     
  16. Jul 4, 2019 at 6:44 PM
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    Lol...YES! I saw that at the store and knew it had to go in the bag.
     
  17. Jul 4, 2019 at 11:04 PM
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    Well, ok. You can pretend it's the Eagles. I just thought it would be fun to ship our bird across the country.

    You're welcome. It was damn fun actually
     
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  18. Jul 5, 2019 at 6:54 PM
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    I'll give a full and proper update with pics once I open up the box. For now, I will say that I returned from a 4th vacation with my wife a few hours ago (we drive a variation of the RimRocker trail between Montrose and Moab). I found a box on my kitchen table that, in large black sharpie, explicitly referenced the sex toys inside the box and the human centipede give away. How did this box get into my house, you maybe wondering? Well, my in-laws have been coming over to take care of the cat. So not only did every UPS personal who handled the box think it contained kinky sex toys for some fucked-up human centipede fetish, but so did my in-laws. They both couldn't be more right. Overall, I thought it was a nice touch. Pics and proper post coming soon (gotta get some laundry done first).
     
  19. Jul 5, 2019 at 6:59 PM
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    @DarthPow literally added to your box box quote "enjoy the randomness" with "and sex toys". Too funny.
     
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  20. Jul 5, 2019 at 7:09 PM
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    DAAAAAANNNNGGGG! Thats awesome. I'm curious, are you an FFL, or did some illegal just happen and now the evidence is forever enshrined on the internet assuming someone searches for the human centipede giveaway? Also, best box ever. I was shopping for handguns with my wife earlier this week, and I was looking at a ruger 1911. Very nice.
     
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