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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016+)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Jul 11, 2019 at 6:26 PM
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    I mean really, although our digestive system is not vastly efficient, by the last segment, there was very little nutrition left. Hell even the middle probably had a good scurvy going on...
     
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  2. Jul 11, 2019 at 6:29 PM
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    Pouring out a little bit for my homies......
    :cheers:
    #biscuitlove
     
  3. Jul 11, 2019 at 6:31 PM
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    I knew a girl who used to use buttering her biscuit as her dirty flirty talk...wow...that brought back some unpleasant memories from many years ago.
     
  4. Jul 11, 2019 at 6:32 PM
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    The next great Friday dumpster fire thread. "Exes Dirty Flirty sayings".
    I run now.
     
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  5. Jul 11, 2019 at 6:33 PM
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    Thanks....now I need another drink...good thing the kids are in bed
     
  6. Jul 11, 2019 at 6:34 PM
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  7. Jul 12, 2019 at 8:58 AM
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    What the heck did you send him? Was he allergic to bees?
     
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  8. Jul 12, 2019 at 10:50 PM
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    :spy:
     
  9. Jul 13, 2019 at 5:09 AM
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    I’ve have been made aware that it has cut emergency room cases by 3/4.
     
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  10. Jul 13, 2019 at 5:11 AM
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    :rofl:It has quite an emotional affect on me. A dildo in hand equals an entire afternoon of lulz
     
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  11. Jul 13, 2019 at 5:13 AM
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    Holy shit it’s the crazy space lady in a Volvo filled with bees on her way to nasa to exact revenge

    While wearing a diaper
     
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  12. Jul 13, 2019 at 5:14 AM
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    I was waiting for someone to jump on that
     
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    When I first heard that story I was like “holy shit what’s nasa screening process, the 7-11 parking lot?”
     
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    That's like hickville strip club at closing time with a sprinkle of meth, makes 7-11 look legit.

    20070206_063513_FILES_.jpg
     
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  15. Jul 13, 2019 at 5:30 AM
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    I love how her bangs totally shit the bed after the crazy episode. They act as indicators. If a girls bangs are dialed in, she’s not wearing diapers and she’s unarmed. However, at the other end of the spectrum, as you can see here, she’s packing a toaster in those pampers. It’s alllll in the bangs brah.
     
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    It breaks my heart that there are this many MIA bee boxes
     
  18. Jul 13, 2019 at 7:13 AM
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    I can only assume the dildo molds didnt work out as well it should have.
     
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    I question people’s level of commitment.
     
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    Waiting. Patiently.
     
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