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The human centipede giveaway

Discussion in '3rd Gen. Tacomas (2016-2023)' started by slowlane, Jun 19, 2019.

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  1. Aug 14, 2019 at 1:26 PM
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    wtf is this a thing??
     
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    trust me man, more "things" are things than you want to know about.
     
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  3. Aug 14, 2019 at 3:04 PM
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    I once responded to a nice house where a guy inserted a mercury thermometer in his urethra and then stuck his thermometer stuffed penis into a mousetrap.
     
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  4. Aug 14, 2019 at 3:06 PM
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    See what I mean?
     
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  5. Aug 14, 2019 at 3:08 PM
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    :rofl:
    Have you watched the entire video of that performance?:anonymous:
     
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  7. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:29 PM
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    https://media.giphy.com/media/l2SpYfbcIdAOX7dgQ/giphy.gif

    Soooo, did the thermometer break from being smashed by the trap? Was that the whole point? Why mercury? What the fuck is going on?
     
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  8. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:34 PM
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    So... yes the thermometer broke in his penis in the trap.

    And he said that his “usual urethral sounds were dirty” so he pulled this thing out of a super old wall mounted thermometer. Then he said that he thought that mousetrap was his “sex mousetrap” which was somehow safer...? It was very confusing. And hilarious. Any day “bits of penis” can be documented is a good day.
     
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  9. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:37 PM
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    So glad...there are peeps like you in this world...cuz I ain't ever doing the shit, that you do.

    Gracias
     
    TeecoTaco, Aug 14, 2019
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  10. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:38 PM
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    De Nada.
     
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  11. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:39 PM
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    Also, this came from a friend who claimed it was from his agency:

    19CA10FD-7B0D-4C5E-AA4C-7E77388D40BF.jpg
     
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    man...I dont have the words for this shit.
     
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  14. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:45 PM
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    Fvck the words, I'm hoping there's no pictures
     
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  15. Aug 14, 2019 at 4:46 PM
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    Dude...Refer to post #1332. I'm clinching me legs tighter and tighter the more I read.
     
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  16. Aug 14, 2019 at 5:04 PM
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    I see were back on track.
     
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    No good can come after "...[my] usual urethreal sounds were dirty, so..."
     
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    Ya, but seriously...he coulda sprayed some Axe up the ol pisser...
     
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  19. Aug 14, 2019 at 5:11 PM
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    Not even if it ends with “so I went to the store to buy some”
     
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  20. Aug 14, 2019 at 5:12 PM
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    At least it would have smelled better.


    Yeah. Y’all didn’t imagine that it had a smell until this moment.
     
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