The human centipede giveaway

Knock it off. I'm adding you to the list! Sharing is caring, and no one cares about being fair.

 

I think the photos are about trust. Pictures or not, I'd put you on the list because you have already proven your ability to send a good package and you contribute to the thread a lot. Whatever you send, make sure its dishwasher safe.

 

Trust? Lol.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets the bees. THEN we can discuss trust.

 

I wouldn't mind bees. I'll harvest the honey for my... well I'm sure you guys/gals can imagine what any participating member of the human centipede giveaway would do with a jar of sweet sticky and nutritionally dense substance.

 

You are very thoughtful

 

When I read “nutritionally dense” I became aroused

 

Alright fellas....and felatios. I'm officially announcing that I will be eating some ass.

The first person to respond to this post will pick my spot in line. So far we have 10 people playing, someone pick my spot in line by picking a number 1 - 10.

 

7

 

I thought for sure. The first number would have been 69 regardless of rules. Haha

7 it is.

 

Seven is the closest whole number to 6.9 so technically I did...

 

Lol numbers

 

I will be including the remainder of these sugar free pudding cups. They are delicious, but they make you shit uncontrollably 10 minutes after eating them. It’s not legally poisoning if it’s been approved by the FDA.

 

I was expecting a bill Cosby quaalude joke.

 

Reminds me of the haribo sugar free gummy bear story I read. Poor bastard picked some up at the student store and then went off to take some important college final. He lasted maybe 20 minutes before he need serious help.

 

My ex and I once made the mistake of giving each other the Whitman's jumbo sugar free sampler boxes for Valentine's one year. By fortunate coincidence it was the same year we bought our first 3Bed 2bath home. We had Valentine's dinner with chocolates Thursday night, didn't see each other again until Monday morning. The only action happening in that house over that weekend, was the overloaded plumbing system. I'm fairly certain that those chocolates opened a portal to another dimension, and an entire universe, full of stars, planets, and civilizations, had materialized in my GI tract, which I promptly shat out into our universe. That's the only hypothesis that possibly explains the absolute volume of shit that occurred over those three days.

 

When I was a kid(maybe 5 or 6) I checked the mail and got what I thought was chocolate bar in the mail.(it was ex lax chocolate samples) Keep in mind this is in the late 80's when companies did shit like this. Thinking it was chocolate, I ate it. It was 4 squares. I shit my pants before I got back to the front door of my house.

 

YES! ITS ON!

 

@slowlane Check your inbox, I just sent you a picture of my package.



...and also a picture of the stuff I'm sending out for round 2

 

Quite the package you have ...........your dick ain't bad either.