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The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by genxer36, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. Sep 6, 2011 at 9:27 PM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 [OP] Lord of Tomfoolery

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    1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

    2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
    (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
    (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
    (c) After wrecking your boss's car.

    3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and
    eaten by his buddies.

    4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of
    jail within 12 hours.

    5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits
    Forever unless you actually marry her.

    6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.
    However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

    7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.

    8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the
    weakest.

    9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

    10. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics.
    Ever. .

    11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
    sunning on a tropical beach ... And it's delivered by a topless model and
    only when it's free.

    12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to
    kick another guy in the nuts.

    13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

    14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

    15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

    16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies
    until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as
    much as the other sports watchers.

    17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain
    sober enough to fight.

    18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza,
    but not both, that's just greedy.

    19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about
    his choice of beer.

    20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours,
    except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

    21. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing
    (i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all other
    situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

    22. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than
    you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
    Hang up if necessary.

    23. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend"
    have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and
    guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the
    discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

    24. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her
    to drive yours.

    25. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green,
    orange or yellow.

    26. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?"
    with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

    We hope this clears up any confusion,

    The International Council of Manlaws, Ltd.
     
  2. Sep 6, 2011 at 10:34 PM
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    Gincoma

    Gincoma Special Edition Member

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    well said haha
     
  3. Sep 6, 2011 at 10:57 PM
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    Johns Taco

    Johns Taco I'm not 4x4, and have an open diff. So i'm 4x1

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    That's funny :D
     
  4. Sep 6, 2011 at 11:07 PM
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    650H1

    650H1 Well-Known Member

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    haha if i gave my gf an xbox for xmas id be single.
     
  5. Sep 7, 2011 at 2:29 PM
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    MedlinAround

    MedlinAround Failure is the result of letting setbacks stop you

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    haha nice!
     
  6. Sep 7, 2011 at 4:12 PM
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    cleanTRDmachine

    cleanTRDmachine watch the meat

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    Good list.

    What's the ruling on ordering one of these though?

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Sep 7, 2011 at 4:14 PM
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    allmotorrex

    allmotorrex Grove St. Fabrication

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    #13


    i dont think thats always a choice . . . . . . . .
     
  8. Sep 8, 2011 at 8:20 AM
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    Burns

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    Hell yeah!
     
  9. Sep 8, 2011 at 8:29 AM
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    Warhorseforever

    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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    Please refer to rule #24 and 25.
     
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