The Lair

That's the rule of this household. I'm sorry, I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.

 

Rule 7: you leave your shit in my backyard, it becomes mine and I can do what I want with it

 

No no. No no no. No.

 

I like this rule a lot.

 

Well I'm gonna need you to let @chiefcrunchy know that you're trying to give his tires away.

 

At Casa Del Mike, rule 1 is bring beer. Rule 2 is no beer leave after crossing the threshold. Anything you don't drink, stays... unless its BLO.

 

That's a pretty standard rule. Minus the BLO. That stuff is great.

 

Yea, you got the lunchbox now, you can trash the place. Bring in the goats!

 

Those are easy rules to remember. Check, bring plenty of BLO.

 

No shit, the program that's on right now is Rob Riggle and Shaq taking on sharks.

 

I saw it in the store the other day whilst I was buying some Modelo and thought, maybe I should try it. Next time. See what all this hype is about.

 

Shaq could eat a great white!

 

It's good but definitely not up to the hype we've (I've) created. It's just become a running joke now. You should definitely try it though.

 

Well, if it's anything like Heavy Seas Loose Cannon I will like it. I like anything fruity. Wait, I like anything. Yea, that's it.

 

That explains why you've taken a liking to @skittles!

 

It taste like you "accidentally" used beer to make koolaid instead of water.

 

It tastes like refreshing greatness, MIKE.

 

Nice try @Sailorguy123

 

Bruhhhh to make Shaq diving fins that would fit his feet they screwed his bigass sneakers to a pair.

 

You would think that they could glue webbing between his toes and voila! Built in fins.