The Lair

I brought in a dozen donuts to work to be a bomb ass coworker, and of course no one is eating them. Fuckers. Guess I'll eat a dozen donuts by myself.

 

Your gonna have to pay someone off to take the first one then everyone else will dig in. No one wants to be first

 

I see you lurking @Darkgoatracer

 

I hate that. I also hate when you know you can be more useful and productive at home/in the garage than at work.

Do you have the same problem as me and can't fit in your garage?

Special donuts?

 

Sup, OP?

 

Bring them to me. I'll eat them

 

After awards ceremony:
Me: Hey Chief, my girlfriend is in town, wont be able to see her again for over a week. Mind if I cut out early.
Chief: No, 9 is too early to leave.
Me: Oh, well what do we have to do today.
Chief: I dont know but 9 is too early.


1 year 14 days

 

Seems legit....

 

I'd eat 4 of them.

 

That sounds about right. As I type this, I'm about to log off and walk out the door.

 

Of course you are.

 

Sounds like you're coming down with a case of Fraid...




'fraid you can't work too much longer today.

 

That is me today. Have so many other things I could be doing rather than just ticking off hours at work!

 

We call it anal glaucoma around here...

Just can't see my ass working today!

 

Naw tents off so it would fit but I would have to move so much stuff it would just be counterproductive. I need a bigger garage or 3

 

@EatSleepTacos I saw you talking about that epic hook earlier.

Is there anyway to secure it so that it doesn't get stolen? In the pic all I see is a clevis and a pin.

 

Not that I’m aware of, but the same could be said about a flat link. Both pretty easy to steal

 

I figure there is an unwritten code that we off-roaders share. We don't steal each others shit and we help a brother in need. Commoners probably won't know how to disengage our winch clutch which is keeping pressure applied to hooks or flatlinks and keep them from just walking up and cutting them off or disconnecting them.

 

JB Weld