The Lair

Holy Photoshop

 

The teardrop is a nice touch!

 

means you killed someone

 

I am aware. My cell mate in jail had one. No bullshit

 

Randy doesn't need an impact wrench with guns like that.

 

I believe you. I know some eses back en el bario that had a few

in other news.....get off your phone randall dont be rude

 

This is my channel for entertainment right now, ERIC. Don’t take that away from me.

 

they are for show....he needs that impact

Don't let me tell you how to live your life!

 

Shit.

 

Tonight I was a mix between bill nye the science guy and peewee Herman for my wife’s holiday party.

 

With the mirrors on your shoes.

 

Go go gadget?

 

Pee wee Herman

 

This is why I don't let my wife dress me.

 

Hush Jerry. This is just my normal work attire plus a festive red bow tie. I look quite dapper thank you very much.

 

You guys look good Randall! The bow tie is questionable, but then again you have been known to make questionable decisions, so it screams YOU!

 

If I remember correctly, the story you told me is that during your struggle on the streets as a young break dancer your real dream of being a pet store owner was cut short. The box of bunnies you found while break dancing one day was going to get you started. However, one day you returned home after an Electric Boogaloo contest and to your horror, you saw the open box was empty. They had gotten out and even though you searched and searched, they were gone, ultimately dashing your dream.

The tear drop tattoo reminds you that an open box has the potential to be a empty box.

 

So, all the gang bangers that use the tear drop as a sign they've capped someone are really just upset about their bunnies? Huh. I have totally misjudged so many people.