The Lair

Keep it white Roberto. Dare to be different.

 

Lemme tell you. Driving a black suburban around DC with govt plates on it makes you feel a little bit like God.

That said, a lot of the government fleet is pathetic little Nissan LEAFs and stuff now. My buddies background investigator showed up last week in a Yaris.

Not like the days of old where all the feds drove around in black Oldsmobiles.

 

You are killing the ozone layer homie. You are the cause of global warming. Do you not give a damn about the penguins out on the street or WTF?

 

I'll have you know that I personally reduced my "number of baby seals clubbed" figure by 100% this year! Mainly because I was banned from the Cincinnati Zoo after "the incident". I was just trying to snap the other animals out of complacency since so far the only casualty was in the primate exhibit.

 

You strike me like a soap bar in the sock type of guy?

Nothing says “Good Morning” like being zestfully clean

 

Gotta use an orange in a tube sock. Doesn't leave the bruises like soap or a handful of nickels / D cell batteries. Or at least that's what the internet, and not personal experience says

 

Would triple A batteries work? Asking for a friend named @RobP62 who would like to remain anonymous.

 

Ideally, you would use those 6v lantern batteries, but if all you have is AAA, then I suppose that could work.

 

How many would you recommend? 2 maybe?

 

Lantern batteries? 1 should do with some enthusiasm. AAA? Like a couple handfuls.

 

Ankle high socks?

 

But that's 40 yrs ago not 37

I remember those as a kid.

Cool old trucks.

 

@EatSleepTacos 3,500 pages...smh...

 

Let's see who gets post 70,000

 

3501

 

Ahhh

 

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