The Lair

'grats Randejo! Super excited for someone else to live this miserable existence along with me.

 

Congrats Randall! We only have one and he is a boy (will be a sophomore in HS this year). I would have been fine with a girl but was overjoyed with a son. You have some great things to look forward to (and some sleepless nights).

PS... I get to live vicariously as he goes through the dating scene...

 

Alternate idea for the 21st century techie crowd:

 

I can see Randall setting this up for his MIL.

 

I don't think his MIL needs a daily walk. Tony probably does though.

 

I wouldn't judge to quickly. Maybe the MIL needs a daily walk to keep her circulation good.

 

Randall's dog checking on the birth status...

 

Varicose veins are no laughing matter. A MIL's healthy venous system is essential to activities like sailing, having a sailboat, and having a sailboat sail sewing machine. All important MIL business.

 

See, @Gunshot-6A? I'm not making this shit up.

 

Get on the bandwagon Connor! It's Mrs Mrs EST's health we're talking about here.

 

Ah yes, a very good point. I hear the nautical textile industry is in high demand among the "Randy" demographic lately.

 

#Randysew

 

#randysewfine

 

#heyrandyyousewfineyousewfineyoublowmymind

New sticker idea, fits perfectly on the sliding window.

 

That same song popped into my head when I read that #twinning

 

Damn you! That's gonna be in my head all afternoon now.

 

See we are in love. Don't let that witty banter in front of the new guys get you down. #bae

Hey where's that weird smiley hugging the Toyota heart emoji? That was short-lived.

 

My work here is done.

 

@Casper66