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10/10 times she doesn’t notice which means it works!!

 

What I want to get rid of is this wire racking that takes up a huge amount of space and is heavy af. It'd be pretty noticeable if it disappeared....

 

Salutations Randejo,

Your speedy reply is greatly appreciated. Though your reply was prompt it lacked congruent information that could throughly answer the why of the inoperative status. Though the times are tough, the unprecedented circumstances do not excuse you from thoroughness. A prompt reply does not trump a complete reply. As we read your post, you have failed to answer the questions that were derived. You seem to be content skimming the surface and expecting it to be okay. When we are tasked with reviewing a post, we are looking for content that draws the readers in and challenges eager minds to think past the surface. It is with this thought in mind I respectfully asking you to reconsider your answer, and provide more details in your future reply. I know it may feel that I am being hypercritical, but let me assure you that the reason I am asking for more is because of the abilities I know you possess. I believe in you Randejo! It may be time to start believing in yourself!

Best wishes,
Hymee

 

Jaime,

Fuck off.

Warm regards,

Randaddy

 

From: HumanResources@thelairenterprise.org
RE: Randejo@randyfab.com, Jaime@tejasbutnotmexico.com
Subject: Fridge Functionality

Randejo and Jaime,
We in the Human Resources department here at The Lair Enterprises LLC have detected a potential hostile work environment case and have decide to be a mediator in resolving the issues. From close inspection of the aforementioned photo, it appears the fridge in question has been installed into a garage settiing and therefore we believe it is reasonable to assume that there is no water hookup in that location. So we're going to call this a closed case and hope that you both can move on with your lives in a more constructive manner. If you have any follow-up questions please send them to your HR generalist designations for your individual departments.
Let's all have a productive work day and thanks for being a part of The Lair Family™!

Sincerely,
Josh
HR Specialist
The Lair Enterprise LLC™

 

Randall W. Brushner,

I can feel your passion radiating from your reply! I respectfully ask that you tap into that fire and passion for your future replies. I feel we have reached a point in our correspondence in which your potential at this moment has been met. Though your potential has shown unimpressively low, this does not mean that improvement can not be achieved. Again, believe in yourself Randall.

Truly and forever,
Hymee

 

Hi Josh,

I truly am embarrassed Ranejos’ childish ways have escalated this into a HR matter. I have attempted to be warm, caring, and understanding, yet Randejo has chosen a less civilized approach. I understand the geographical placement of the appliance can lead to this theory. I would like to say that my problem was never Randejo himself. I can venture to say that I do not despise Randejo, though at times his replies may be stomach turning. The hostile work environment of which you speak of is the work of one poster who feels he needs to reply with violence when pressed for more information. Though I am a civilized individual, I will not allow to be pushed around and spoken down to. If Randejo feels violence is the only option, he is free to test his assumption at his earliest convenience.

Respectfully,
Hymee


PS: Randejo, I will simplify the last sentence so you can understand. This means fuck around and find out.

Hymee

 

@EatSleepTacos

No offense

<3

XoXo

 

Got some beadlocks on!

 

I hear you can say anything after saying no offense, it’s the rules!

It’s also my bedtime, hence no reply yet.

 

From: miguel.schwemmer@maritimelaw.org
To: HumanResources@thelairenterprise.org
Cc: randejo@randallfab.com; jaime@texaxbutnotmexico.com
Subject: RE: Fridge Functionality

Josh,

Good morning, Sir. I hope this email finds you well. It is my duty to inform you that my client, Jaime, has retained the services of Red Sea Maritime Law Offices. Any further correspondence shall be directed through us until a mediation can be properly scheduled and equal terms agreed to by both parties. It is advised that Mr. Brushner retain legal services of his own. We thank you for your understanding in this matter.

V/r,

Miguel "Rojo" Schwemmer, Esq
Red Sea Maritime Law Offices

 

How expensive are these parts? I'm honestly curious.

 

And this right here is check mate.

Thanks for playing everybody.

 

I got the beadlocks for Christmas from my in laws, but the set of 4 was around 40 bucks.

 

I think its really cool. Its a hobby I'd never be able to get into. My wife would nag me incessantly on the parts laying around uninstalled like my actual truck.

 

You have a truck laying around, not just parts.

 

This is not incorrect.

 

This is not incorrect.

 

More importantly, you and your navy crew need to build heavy RC crawlers and see whos crawler can go further in a jet stream on the flight deck.

or are you on a battleship?