The Lair

No offense <3 to the tax dollar vultures

 

Well, now that's just hurtful


it's true though

 

Want to hear a fed employee joke?

Ill take you blinking as a yes.

Joke:

Reporter asks a federal employee-
How many people work in your department?

Federal employee response-
Not very many actually. If I had to guess maybe 10-15%


Get it? Ok good

 

Thats a generous estimate. Theres a reason the contractors like Booz Allen, etc carry the team in a lot of the sections I had to work with at F N C USDA.

 

FNC. The US dept of Flowers Nuts & Corn is alive & well thanks to the brave people.

 

I've spent time at the hypocenter of the Nagasaki bombing... I'll send him some aluminum from my leg.

 

Tundra not a build got a dashcam today. It has a rear camera that I’ll install but ran out of time today.

 

Now the insurance adjusters can watch in horror at the immense quantity of Chik Fil A consumed by the driver immediately before the accident.

 

HA, you ain’t lying.

 

Like, no human being should consume THAT quantity of the Lord's chicken!

 

14,007 miles on the clock already!?! For someone without a work commute, you are really racking up the miles Rand.


BTW the neighbor with the Ford Excursion, is it the legendary 7.3 ?

 

The toilet at the local 7/11 is not the hypocenter of the Nagasaki bombing

 

Actually there is a 7-11 about a block from the hypocenter. So you are incorrect.

 

aCtUalLy ThErE iS…….. <~ this is how you sound. Stop it. Right now.

 

Trying to prove facts with facts doesn’t work Miguel. Welcome to 2022

 

No irradiated aluminum for you, Sir.

 

It would clash with his emu boots anyways....