The Lair

They’re supposed to, yeah.

What are you even saying?!

 

I'll just stick with these. It says extreme so they must be good.
https://www.quadratec.com/products/17004_9003.htm

 

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

 

I honestly don’t even know what kind of jeep you got and haven’t seen a picture. Care to share with the class?

 

Let the poo flinging begin!

 

I’ll save the poo flinging for one year from now. You just bought it so you need time to build. We’ll revisit though.

 

Why thank you. There have already been changes since this was taken. It was owned by a girl that didn't know any better. I'm correcting that. Many American flags were removed in the process.

 

Did you know that Goose dies in the movie TopGun?

 

Jaime, no spoilers please. Cmon now. You know the rules with new movies.

 

Is that potting soil or fertilizer in the cart?

 

New? Whatchatalkinabout Randall!?! Its from 1986

 

You need LED light bars! Like 6 of them. One on top of the other.

 

What was your call name in the Navy?

If I had to guess, my guess would be Water Moccasin!

The name may not sound deadly, but indeed you are a dangerous man.

 

I'm glad you asked. That is a bag of fine potting soil. It contains a mixture of dirt and nutrients that a growing plant needs. When used properly a gardener can see plant heights never imagined. ©

 

Oh you read my mind. I'm hoping to create new Jeep trends with this vehicle. My first lighting mod will be side light bars. They will assist in parking AND illuminate any stray shopping carts.

To top it all off there will be Punisher stickers. Because they are super cool.

 

They told me he just went out to get some milk!

 

Yup. He went up to the heavens for milk & never came back.

 

You are missing the bigger picture! Add light bars around the whole jeep to help you with night time gardening! You’re welcome for the great idea in advance

 

You've shook my nerves, and you've rattled my brain.

Goodness gracious.