The Lair

I love your vibes. You are oozing out positivity!

 

You caught us. We've been trying to keep our success and fame on the down low, until now. "Blurple Phase" will take the world by storm!

 

Blurple Phase II: Electric Boogaloo

 

I love how you say “trying to keep our success & fame low key” as you boast about your success & fame without mentioning the key contributor to this success & fame “Area 52 Talent Management Team

 

You are like a tapioca ball, no one really know what you are but everyone likes you.

 

I don't like Tapioca.

 

I think that's the nicest thing you, or anyone else, has said to me...

 

Very educational post

 

Typical

 

Truth... sadly

 

You say this like I haven’t known you for the last 6 years

 

Wanna know something even sadder.... that fumoto you sent me is still in the packaging

 

I got it....

 

This is really really sad. Would make a great Dr Phill episode to be honest.

 

New phone, who dis?

 

FTFY

 

Mine has been in a desk drawer for 4 years. My sliders in the garage almost as long.

 

The one & only that took you from a garage band to the main stage & the local chillis

 

Nah, that dude's been gone for a while now. He was the only known fatality from a fidget spinner. The coroner couldn't quite explain how it happened over the phone, but he seemed a little distracted.