The Lair

*shudders* that’s unimaginable

 

100% agreed

 

That's almost exactly what I say about my hoes Randall.

 

You are, of course, speaking of gardening tools.

 

Not like I imagined but here we are....

 

He's also the dog pooping in your house.

 

Nope. That's me. I'm a free -range pooper.

 

I could always download Tinder again and post my escapades in here.

 

That would be taking steps backwards. I think its time for OP to stop being timid & cut up the Tundra

 

You have to let OP go through natural progression. I know it hurts, but if the timeline stays intact, the bed should be bobbed by 2027.

Also I feel like Tinder elevated this thread. Remember the NSFW rules that used to restrict our free speech in here?

 

NOW who had slow internet?

 

I'll call some of them hoes I was talking about. They like a good time.

 

Actually, I don't know any hoes.

 

Lawd, I miss those tinder fiascos, luckily you made it out intact... for the most part.

 

I was just thinking about the time I shoved all my laundry and shit in my bedroom into the closet before a date. Good times.

 

Is that what you called your man junk? “Laundry”

You are one of a kind Miguel

 

He's disgusting is what he is, and most definitely preverted.

 

This place was better when it was a budget camping truck, Op would get drunk on box wine, & make his credit card squeal as he went on a buying rampage.

Adult responsible Randall is just ok

 

Thank you, Happy Friday to you too Jaime!

You mean this guy?