The Official: I blankity-blank HATE spiders!!!! (+1 picture)

Oh man I can't stop laughing, the visuals of the spider falling out of your hair and..... anyway funny stuff. I hate spiders and any type of insect too I spray my yard and house at least three times or more a year. The only insects I usually see are ants.

 

I'm going to need another picture of you with your finger near this lil guy before I can tell how big he really is.

 

Nice sig. Hopefully theres no spiders it in!

 

i f-ing hate spiders but i never thought of sticking them in the microwave that is great. normally i just crushed them or spray them with what ever i have in hand. WD40 and a match is always fun and makes u feel better.

 

I saw a black widow this morning. My shoe ended it.

 

haha... I once clear coated a bigass spider at my old house with krylon clear spray paint, it dried extremely fast and he never moved again! I sold the house and he stayed!

 

Nasty fucks, all of them! I moved to VA last year, some big monster I found in the yard. I dropped a cinderblock on it so I wouldn't have to squish it.

Used to live in SoCal. My dad once went outside at night to get the mail and stepped on a tarantula BAREFOOT!!!

A few days later I saw it's ugly brother, and used my BB gun to put an end to it too.

Good thing my GF takes care of the spiders usually, cuz I can't be calling my dad every time

 

sweet sig pic!

 

I'm so scared of spiders that I have to shake my shoes and knock them against something before I put them on, everytime.

 

haha you guys woulda hated working on my 65 dodge project this weekend.. its like i'm breeding them! Crawling everywhere on my hands and so on.. thank god i could care less bout them.. i just determine if theyre a threat, and move on

 

Sounds like you need to call an exterminator or something...

 

Spiders are DEAD to me!

 

I find desert tarantulas often in the desert. I almost ran one over with my Taco. It's not uncommon for them to live for 20 years!

 

When I was deployed to the desert in 2003, I was moving a table back into the vestibule of our tent. There was a single naked light bulb swinging with a light desert breeze. Out of the corner of my eye I catch a shadow that was moving (thanks to the swinging light) so I look down and there is a HUGE Camel Spider!!! I nearly pumped a grumpy, screamed like a little girl, and bolted....I am not sure if I ever touched the ground. I did not sleep well that night...

The thing was HUGE!! I was waiting for Godzilla to appear and the two start fighting and knocking over trains and buildings and shit...power lines throwing off sparks while they wrestle!

 

one of these?

 

Closer to this...at least that is what I saw.

 

This was one i saw it mexico on a mission trip, they said it wasnt poisonious but it was still scary and i crushed it with a hammer.

 

I have an old picture on my home pc of a larger than necessary spider on my fence. I was trimming the yard, looking down, when something caught my eye. Looked up and the fucker was RIGHT IN MY FACE!! There was much squealing and flailing about. I'll try and find the pic.

Also I used to have a 1971 Super Beetle. one day I was cruising with the windows down when the previously unseen spider on the antenna decided to swing into the driver's window. After a mighty scream I yanked the e-brake and jumped out. It was in gear and stalled out. Fortunately it was on an empty residential street. The culprit was located and dispatched with extreme prejudice.