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The Oficial Funny Quotes Thread.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Nunavut, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:10 PM
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    Nunavut

    Nunavut [OP] Senior Member. HA. I'm not a senior. I'm young...

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    Find a funny quote? Post it here.

    Example.

    "The weather goes up and down like a hookers pants."
     
  2. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:23 PM
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    SR52012

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    From the white jamacian VW commercial. lol
     
  3. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:42 PM
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    okie

    okie Pick your poison

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  4. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:43 PM
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    Nunavut

    Nunavut [OP] Senior Member. HA. I'm not a senior. I'm young...

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  5. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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    SR52012

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    Love that movie!
     
  6. Mar 12, 2013 at 12:56 PM
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    2pac of Eminems for 50cent? Man thats Ludacris!
     
  7. Mar 12, 2013 at 1:14 PM
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    krap22

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    go find the 9 min intro for that movie. It doesn't get any better than that.
     
  8. Mar 12, 2013 at 1:17 PM
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    SR52012

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    That movie in gen is awsome
     
  9. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:13 PM
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    Confucius say...

    "Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day."
     
  10. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:17 PM
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    C O R E

    C O R E Christian Off Road Engineering

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    "It's time to kick @ss and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum..."

    -Duke Nukem
     
  11. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:19 PM
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    Oversteer scares passengers, understeer scares drivers.
     
  12. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:28 PM
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    This post.

    One of my favorites. :cool:
     
  13. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:29 PM
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    scocar being weird again....still

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    *Official.
     
  14. Mar 14, 2013 at 12:51 PM
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    scocar being weird again....still

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    You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

    Adrain Cronauer, Good Morning Vietnam.
     
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  15. Mar 14, 2013 at 2:44 PM
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  17. Mar 15, 2013 at 6:58 PM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    TnRedNeck721 GO VOLS!

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  19. Mar 15, 2013 at 7:11 PM
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  20. Mar 15, 2013 at 7:14 PM
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