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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Tactical_Panda, May 9, 2018.

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May 12, 2018 at 4:55 AM

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How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner?

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So I buy this girl at the bar a drink and she says "Thanks." then gives it to her boyfriend. Normally that would piss me off but it was hilarious watching him drink that Roofie.

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I was trying to think of something really deep to post this morning. The Mariana Trench comes to mind.

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I cut my finger when changing the spark plugs on my truck. This proves that it *is* possible to get blood out of a tune-up.

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I would pay good money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby’s diaper.

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Last night my wife said to me, “What would you do without me?” Apparently, “Your best friend” was the wrong answer.

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I'm so stressed out that I've started sniffing glue. It's the only thing holding me together.

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When you're dead, you don't know that you're dead but other people do. The same is true when you're stupid.

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After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills and eats the male. I guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support.

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I put on my pants the same as everyone else. Reluctantly.

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Back in my day, Real Men didn't smoke cigarettes with batteries.

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Admit it. Every once in a while you say "Open Sesame" while walking up to an automatic door.

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I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.

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A Shout Out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you, come with me.

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How long does it take possums to realize when one of them is actually dead?

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Vehicle:

2015 Tacoma Double Cab, Off-Road Edition

AJT Designs Shifter AJT Designs Battery Hold-Down ARB Awning 2500x2500 ARB Twin Compressor w/ Slee Offroad Mounting Bracket Avid Brush Bar Avid Step Bars Black Rock Wheels Series 997 Type 8 Circuit Breaker/Relay Panel Custom TRD Decals Bulletproof Fabricating Raptor Grill Bulletproof Fabricating Cooling Panel Bulletproof Fabricating Tow Hook Duluth Trading Company Dog Hammock Exhaust Breather Mod eBay Special 3-Gallon Air Tank Expedition Essentials TPAM EZ Down tailgate damper Flagpole Mounts, Dual Foglight Mod Front Camera Rear Camera; full time available General Grabber tires Goat Armor Hella Supertone Horns Iggy Switch Panel Icon Dynamics Stage 3 Suspension Katskin Leather Interior KickAss camp shower LED Bed Lights LED Interior Lights Midland MXT275 GMRS Two-Way Radio OEM Audio Plus Reference 500 audio upgrade Plano Cases. 42" roof mounted, X2 Pop-N-Lock Tailgate Handle Prinsu Cab Rack Prinsu-like Shell Rack Redline Tuning Hood Struts Rigid Industries 40" Light Bar Rigid Industries Ditch Lights Rigid Industries Spotlights Toyota Bed Step UltraGauge EM Plus v1.4 Vixen Air Horns, Four-Trumpet Whole bunch of decals worth about 5HP each Yakima Road Shower, 10-gal

I went to Panera Bread for lunch. I think "ciabatta" is Italian for "stale."

Tactical_Panda, May 22, 2018

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