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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Tactical_Panda, May 9, 2018.

  1. Aug 6, 2018 at 1:52 PM
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    How Long is a Chinese man's name.
     
  2. Aug 7, 2018 at 3:46 AM
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    If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
     
  3. Aug 7, 2018 at 11:42 AM
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    What's on the inside of every clean nostril?



    Finger prints
     
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  4. Aug 10, 2018 at 5:32 AM
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    I was watching Women's Beach Volleyball the other night when there was a wrist injury. But no worries, I'll be OK by Monday.
     
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  5. Aug 13, 2018 at 3:58 AM
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    Ego and Super-ego walk into a bar. Bartender says "Sorry, Guys, I'm gonna need to see some ID."
     
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  6. Aug 16, 2018 at 8:58 AM
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    Apparently it's national joke day


    2 sausages were frying in the skillet; 1st one says, "man, its hot in here!" The 2nd was replies, "wow, a talking sausage!"
     
  7. Aug 18, 2018 at 5:36 AM
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    My Olympic condoms have arrived - I wanted to wear a gold one, but the wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change".
     
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  8. Aug 20, 2018 at 5:12 AM
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    I'm sure getting kicked in the balls is more painful than pregnancy. How many men do you hear say in 12 months, "I want another one!"
     
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  9. Aug 23, 2018 at 4:04 AM
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    Never buy crystal meth from a guy with a full set of teeth. He's obviously an undercover cop.
     
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  10. Aug 23, 2018 at 4:09 AM
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    There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
     
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  11. Aug 26, 2018 at 1:47 PM
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    My doctor prescribed me some suppositories for my nausea. They’re not the best medicine in the world, but they’re right up there.
     
  12. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:17 AM
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    No one has more to say than a woman who says she doesn't want to talk about it.
     
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  13. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:18 AM
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    Lobster tail and beer are three of my favorite things.
     
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  14. Sep 19, 2018 at 7:19 AM
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    My wife and I do it Doggie Style. I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
     
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    Ladies if a man says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face. If he says you're fabulous, he's look at your brother.
     
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    What's the least spoken language in the world?



    Sign language
     
  17. Sep 30, 2018 at 4:32 PM
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    Sex is like a bowling ball, if your not using all three holes, your just cheating your game.
     
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    it's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. Just bought a TV and it said 'Built in Antenna"
    I don't even know where that is
     
  19. Oct 5, 2018 at 12:57 PM
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    according to my FitBit, i masturbated 4 miles today!
     
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    I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale, volume stuck on high, $1."

    And I thought, "Well, I can't turn that down."
     

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