The Poopie List

THE POOPIE LIST


Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

 

Now that's just gross... Funny though. Keep up the good work.

 

LOL, that is hilarious.

 

wow
the teacher is threatning to take away my computer cuz im disrupting the class laughnig so hard

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA

FUNNY FUNNY funny

 

Good God, what would the question be? Which is your fav? Which one most often? Shart vs. fart ratios? This poopie crap is funnnny caca....shiiiiit

 

^^^^ No more polls!!! D:

Funny thread though! I enjoyed it!

 

yes poll
"which 1 is ur favorate?????"
"which 1 do u do the most????"
which 1s have u had???????"
hahahaha i can see it now

 

Dont forget about the Gay Poopie: When you eat rainbow ice cream it makes your poopie rainbow colored.

 

iceberg poopie, where you poop so much it sticks out of the water.

 

im suprised nobody vote for the drinker poopie

 

Cut down on the CHEESE!!!