The SMACK! game

I smack Tengotaco with my 4 cell maglight!!! cas i always wanted to smack someone with it!

 

I smack TRDMAN with a snotty tissue

 

I smack Toy4Life with Gilbert grape's mom's bra

 

I smack medic with my laptop. (its a piece anyway)

 

I smack bhtyler10 with a bag of my cat's scooped litter.

 

I smack praetor yet again, this time with a clammy hobo foot. Complete with yellowing curly toe nails and open blisters.

 

I am offended, sir, of your choice of item in which to smack me, therefore I smack you back with a three week old haggis that has been sitting on top of the compost heap under a tree full of birds and one slightly nauseated mule.

 

I smack praetor with ND's blowup doll.

 

ewwwwww

I smack kris with a slightly used inflatable sheep

 

I smack theBigK with a peanut butter jelly time!!

 

I slap Bearskill with HeMan's codpiece after a 20 day marathon.

 

i smack Krazy sj with a dirty diaper

 

I smacked beastly with the slush build up from my back bumper

 

I smack harshest with a bat made of used panty liners and hardened tar.

 

I smack Krazie SJ with a 6D maglite

and yeah trdman i said it. watcha gonna do about it? hit me with ur little 4D haha

 

I slug tacomaniacmatt with the dog placenta our cat coughed up after eating it and drinking from the toilet where my son threw up the rancid pork chops he ate after they had sat in the kitchen sink for a week with water dripping softly out of a soupcan that was used to catch the dripping toilet form our second story bathroom where a bloated hamster died trying to lick himself while sitting on the rim.

 

I smack praetor with his big old pinocchio nose from that last smacking disgusting lie he just told

 

i smack greysky72 with a roll of quarters

 

I smack beastlytaco with a carton of Tucks Hemroid Medicated Wipes.

 

I smack Delmarva with a soft chair (because he has those^^^^^^handy)