The stupid things you've done in highschool.

One of our biology teachers shot my history teacher with a nerf gun through an open window in the back of his classroom... yeah my high school was really awesome
The only thing that I could have gotten into trouble for really is that for our senior prank we filled our principals office up with balloons one night and then some anonymous person emailed in a bomb threat the next day so the fun was ruined.

 

My friends and me have thrown grape fruit at on coming cars at night, and I have done a fat ass burnout in our school parking lot. We did fruit wars at a local park Juniors vs. Senior and I launched frozen grape fruits at seniors. We then got out numbered and all the juniors ran like bats out off hell. Me and 10 other people (I didnt even know) jumped in my truck and busted ass out of there. My truck got hit by 4 grape fruit but had no damage. Police later showed up and thought it was a KKK meeting because a girl had white power across her F-350. Senior year is next year and its going to be crazy.

 

Sophomore year, I had a nun as my chemistry teacher. It was clear she didn't like me (long hair and earrings) from day one. I took it for half the year and then started to really give it to her. I would turn in papers with pentagrams drawn on them, wear a Slayer shirt to class under my collared shirt and unbutton it so I knew she would see it, told her a few times God wasn't real and I hope she burns in hell..the list goes on and on.

Laid a few strips in the parking lot with my '79 Mustang.

Not terrible but I slept a lot in senior year..I was working a lot and was kind of lazy then as well.

Didn't have sex with anyone there..lol it was a Catholic all-boys school, Xaverian Brothers High in Westwood MA.

 

Got pulled over for speeding in the school zone a lot. Skipped class jsut about every day and either went in the shop or home, or to go get laid. Got suspended twice for getting in fights. Lit myself on fire a few times in welding. Acetelyne bombs. Lit up a bowl in the middle of a classroom, during class. Somehow not getting caught. I can't think of anything else good.

I didn't smoke pot like everyone else all the time but I went through a short phase. And I didn't light myself on fire on purpose lol

 

Got accepted to a college and then skipped 32 days in a row before graduation.

 

Win

 

Blew up a toilet with some friends and a few M-80's... and didn't get in trouble

 

Built and transported a snowman into my film class once. Before the teacher knew it, it was casting its shadow on the projector screen as melted. Snuck onto a driving range and got an estimated 3000 golf balls on a dirt bike and subsequenly released them into the hallway during passing period. Gathered all the trash cans from the entire school posing as janitors to take them from classrooms during class and put them into one common area. All told it was about 175 trash cans. Lost my pants at an all school assembly with the marine inflatable obstacle course and got yelled at by the instructor. Wasn't even my fault, it was his dumb jungle gym that stole my pants.

Trying to think what else we did. Same golf ball prank but with bouncy balls and dumped them over a balcony. Intentionally got suspended every chance I could by admitting to things I didn't have any part of. Just generally goofed off and had some fun. Skipped 43 days my senior year, at that time a school record.

Oh, and wore fleece sweat pants ( the same 3 pairs) every single day of all 4 years and never once attended a school function. Didn't own jeans til college.

Still don't care much for denim. It's like cotton's scratchy cousin. Blech

 

My phys ed teacher let my friend and i smoke weed outside the gym door best teacher i ever had.

 

HAHAHAHAHA

not really 'stupid' but in my senior year english class my teacher asked me and this girl (who i didnt really talk to at all) to go out to her call and get a bunch of boxes full of stuff and bring them in.

well we decided to make out in my teachers mini cooper in the teachers parking lot

 

Ehh got into a bit of trouble. Nothing major! Didn't have my license in highschool so that kept me pretty straight.

 

Hooked up with a ginger in the dark room during photo class.

 

did this with gasoline sober as a judge.

 

Well besides just showing up, I was a bit of a smart ass to faculty, to the point of being physically pushed against the wall by one teacher. (looking back I kinda deserved that one, seems he didn't like me telling him that I screwed his daughter,his wife,& of course his mom... no sense of humor at all... )

The other time it was the study hall "baby sitter", I got lippy with him & he told me he was gonna find me after school & "end my misery" as he put it, sure enough after school I was walking to the park in Lakeside to meet friends & he pulled up along side me and said "Ya know, 3 months ago I was killing fuckin gooks & I miss it." He'd just gotten back from Viet Nam.. ( NO OFFENSE MEANT TO MY ASIAN BROTHERS, HIS WORDS NOT MINE ) & this guy had the 1000 yard stare, this guy scared me , enough to keep my mouth shut to any staff member for the rest of the school year...

 

I took my first V-card on the rifle range of my high school

 

Caused all kinds of havoc around town with my first car. 1999 Mustang GT pushing 300hp.



Wreaked even MORE havoc in my dad's weekend toy

 

Senior prank took most everyone license plates and switched them in the parking lot. Didn't go over too well with the cops.

 

LMFAO!!!!

That's just fucking evil

 

yes

 

Made bowls all thru art class with clay.
Bought kids cigs
Smoked in the student lot
Made fun of kids
blew up lunch bags
Gave teachers a hard time
Got detention for a month (convo bellow)
Kid to me: "your a cracka"
Me: "do you even know what that even means?"
Kid: "no"
Me: " It's when my grand parents use to CRACK the whip on your ancestors"

Teacher didn't like that too much