The stupid things you've done in highschool.

We did all the stupid stuff your are suppose to do, drink cut class...and a lot of things that make me wonder how we are not all dead. I really think I used most of my good luck just surviving high school.

 

Did your parent's insurance cover the damage to the car? Every insurance policy I have seen has an exclusion for "racing".

Just curious.

My high school truck had a top speed of 74 mph. Hard to get into too much trouble that way.

 

My parents had an acura legend too. I saw an indicated 140 in it, but my luck must have been better than yours.

 

Yep, over $80k accident. Paid for the cut on my forehead, ambulance ride, new telephone pole (they cost $6k back in '87...in case you were wondering), replaced the guard rail, patched the road and paid for a new Acura. USAA is the bomb.

Seriously fucked up, they didnt pay for my suspended license though or the court costs. I am serious when I say one of my biggest derp's ever.

 

This one time,

I got kicked out of Drumline

 

nope...I was taught respect for others property at a very early age.

...getting high...skipping class...pulling non destructive pranks...all part of most kids misspent youth...

destruction of school property or other students property is not cool.

 

lets see...

i graduated late
did doughnuts on our football field after our homecoming game (coach sat me out the next game)
took my old dirtbike through the cafeteria at 1st lunch

 

Not highschool but got expelled from middle school for punching my teacher a few times lol

 

I'm with you on that one, and high school was still pretty awesome, mostly because of the teachers

 

Ya I agree man, I didn't really do anything stupid in high school, was involved in some driving shenanigans in friends cars due to the liberal amount of snow and ice in colorado, but not me I am a good driver...

 

Nope

 

I didn't really fuck with the school's property or stuff like that. (Except when I hacked the hidden wifi network so everyone's ipod touch could connect...) The administration was pretty strict on that stuff. 85% of the things I did involved vehicles trying to impress the ladies. The rest was pissing off my teachers and fighting kids. Got suspended once and served some detentions.

 

I once put a dead cat on the hood of some girls car. She started crying when she saw it. She got one of her friends too take it off. A couple hours later the cat ended up back on her car. Not sure who did it the second time. It wasn't me.

 

I was going to reply but there is a thing called the statute of limitations.

I was not there and did not do anything.

 

yeah. I’m not posting everything i did. i don’t think the statute of limitation has ran out on everything.

 

Got suspended for a month for smoking pot on the school bus
Climbed on top of the school several times
Got a BJ in one of the emergency exits during classes
Skipped class to get drunk at the beach

 

Not really funny, but true. Senior year we were required to read a book each month, then on the last school day of that month, you would walk in and there would be a somewhat generic question on the board and you would have the period to answer it. Like "how did another character in the book influence the main charactor". I never read a single book. I would just make up a title and author before class, and I'd write away! What is funny is that I passed the class with ease. First title? , Soldier without a gun. By David Bonilla.

 

In one of my ag. classes a few of us were putting together storage shelves for a PE teacher. It was next to the PE storage room which was unlocked, so we all went in there. Next thing you know we were beating the crap out of each other with giant padded Q-tip things, and knocking people down with a giant medicine ball.

We also spent our entire first block and half of second (around 2 hours) riding around on giant pole vault mattresses in the back of the ag truck, then raising the dump bed to slide out on said mats.

This senior year has been fun but I gotta do more crazy stuff with people.

 

Subbed

 

-Told some chick to pour her washer fluid in the coolant, She slammed her door into my jeep. She didn't know where to pour it and listened to me. I was a dick in HS
-Another chick let me drive her brand new civic SI bad idea she she needed new rear brakes after that LOL
-Pretended I locked my keys in the truck running (remote start) had to stand there for 4 hours (kept hitting button)