The stupid things you've done in highschool.

during spring break we built a giant two man water balloon launcher. launched a balloon in the middle of an extremely crowded Waikiki beach. the signal must have traveled nearly 100 yards before it struck this delicious looking 40 yr old MILF with the most perfect boob job. Hit her right in the middle of the chest and took her feet right out from under her. We knew we were in trouble so we escaped to to a hotel room high above the scene occupied by some girls we'd met. The cops were looking for us all over the beach. after what seemed to be an eternity, she got up and left under her own power. Her husband was a yoked up Marine. He would have kicked our scrawny asses for sure. stayed off the beach for a couple days after that.

Dam we were stupid.

 

-Threw an after homecoming party at a friends house when his parents weren't home
-Losing a football game to a rival team, buddy and I went into the parking lot and set off car alarms with my Borla muffler
-The cops hate that muffler, but it's CA legal!
-Topped out my 4Runner trying to get a movie on time, I made it, Hit 130, I won't do that again
-Got in more trouble with my Dad's Porsche
-Made a movie in film class that included a prostitute in the trunk. Principal didn't like that
-Went to class, got a 4.2 GPA Junior Year
-I don't drink, or do drugs, yet I still have fun

Senior year is next year

 

Drunkenly ran from the cops and K-9 unit at a massive bonfire in the middle of no where. When the cops showed up, I bolted towards the woods. I then ran a mile(in steel toe boots) through the dense Alabama Amazon Jungle, venus flytraps, electric fences-- you name it. I later found out that the popular route was through a nice, soft corn field... I wish I knew that then. I finally came out of the woods at Oak Hollow Farm(where Sweet Home Alabama on CMT is filmed). I looked behind me, and all at once everyone that was at the party(about 60-80 people) began filing out of the woods. It was like the world had ended and that only survivors were coming out. Blew my freakin mind! Probably had to be there..

 

thats not dumb, thats smart!

 

During junior high I managed too convince the entire class too skip math and we went swimming at the local gravel pits. We all came back too school soaking wet. The teachers were not very impressed.

 

switched the lights on the bus so the reds and orange tailights were both on the same side...

 

We had a parking structure at our high-school and the road leading to the main road would always be backed up. MY buddy would block the oncoming traffic and we would drive up and cutt everyone off. If they would get pissed id through my back tires on the mud and give them a little shower. School cop was a major douscher, but he honestly thought it was funny and only gave us a warning.

 

old mannequin taken out of mall dumpster,dressed up with clothes and hat,attached to old bicycle with bailing wire,ghost rid across busy street at night,big truck and mannewuin on bike dont mix

 

bunch of friends got together,talked about a chap they didnt like in the other neighborhood,friends got an empty three liter bottle,filled it up with piss,, 3 liter bottle got emptied in unlocked car

 

30 gallon trash can filled with water leaned against front door of house,ring door bell,run!

 

Me and my buddy's bought 3 beater trucks off a guy for 800 bucks, then we drove them around and would back into each other in parking lots, back into barriers, run over curbs etc and make it seem like a big deal just to mess with people. Then at the end had our own little derby, myn was a chev pickup with some weirdly strong bumpers, that truck just would not die! we painted it in the school parking lot with a roller and a gallon a tremclad. Ran from the cops at a homecoming game (got away!) did some burn outs in the parking lot. Took all the ''parking warning'' stickers i got till the end of the year and covered the principles windshield. Rode my dirt bike to school, Rode my pit bike to school, convinced the auto shop teacher to convert the auto compound into a go cart track at the end of the year, spray it with a hose and drift around the school go cart, it was a ton of fun. Also did lots of partying, other shenanigans, skipped class and had an overall great high school experience.

 

Well since this thread kinda died. And im still in highschool. I will add to what i think are stupid things ive done.

#1
Me and a buddy took his dads brand new 2012 Powerstroke out joy riding in his neighborhood. We were laying rubber all over the place but we were about to hit this icy turn. I told my buddy we were going too fast. Long story short, My buddy crashed his dads 60,000 truck into a tree and dented the hood. Scratched it and cracked the headlight. It was fun though

#2 Me and 3 friends took the dirtbikes out on the road and got stopped by a cop. He was totally cool and told us to walk the bikes home. He said "were all kids just trying to have fun and i dont want to be a dick so head home and nothing will happen" Coolest cop ever

 

Smoking cigs at the top of the bleachers during the homecoming game, never got caught even though there were probably a thousand people around.
Spraypainting my nickname in giant letters on the wall behind the stage in the auditorium while I was supposed to be working on the set for the school play. Nobody ever figured out who it was, but it started a great series of people painting on that wall. After a week, the wall was painted back white.
I did a lot of stupid shit in school, never got in trouble though. As far as the school staff was concerned, I was a bleeding angel.

 

dumbest thing I can think of that I did was TPing like 3 houses in one night with a group of like 20 people. Almost got away with it but we decided to ding dong ditch the houses after we did each one. on the third one my friend had just run across the street and like 5 seconds later a cop car drove by...imagine 20 people running between houses jumping over fences. ended up in a triangle of fences and we all freaked out...most of us got away but one guy got stuck in the triangle and the cops found him. Me and a few friends got home but the other guy gave the cops our numbers and so we went back. ended up cleaning up and didnt get in any trouble. except with our parents

needless to say I havent done anything stupid since then. I think that was freshman year of high school and now I'm a sophomore in college and no trouble since then.

 

Raced a Camaro in my friends Trans am. My bud lost control of the TA when a car pulled onto the road. We hit a guard rail at about 60 mph. It went through the grill and busted through the dash board. It broke my friends arm. Up side is..... we didn't die.

Be careful out there you little punks!

 

The stupidest thing I did in high school was a girl named M _ _ dy

 

Senior pranks?

 

Oh god, this thread is awesome.

I have way to many stories, Lets just say i had a 95 bronco on 35's and everyone at the school hated me and my friends. Picking up peoples cars and moving them, pulling teachers cars out of there parking spots with a tow rope and bailing!

Managed to snap my rear driveline doing cookies in the baseball field (snapped the yolk)

I had shop class for 3 hours a day senior year and that was it in my last semester, but since our teacher was always drinking out of a flask we just dicked around all day drinking haha

I can remember going out and skipping class loading the bronco as full as it would get with no back seat and playing "sex" the game with the cars with one headlight out, but we played with cars that had theres on since it was day, alcohal could have been a factor

The teachers all loved me and my friends though because when we went to class we were always good and most of us got straight A's. Only problem was the dick head principle and the cop "Officer Tim"

 

Hahaha, that reminds me of what me and my neighbors across the street used to do. They referred to us as the Potatos, since we are Irish, and we called them the Sauerkrauts, because they are German. We always had a pranking war going on. I put a toilet in their front yard, they put shaving cream all over my porch the day I graduated. (I've got a pic of that somewhere.) We TP'd their house, they TP'd ours the next day. We put caution tape all around their house, they TP'd us again. I parked all of our cars in their yard, then they pushed my Honda (RIP) down the street into the church field.
Wouldn't you know that the man I used to do all this stuff to is now my boss? I love my boss.

Note the jar of Sauerkraut, left as a calling card. Strange thing is, nobody in my house planned a graduation party, because we couldn't afford it. My awesome neighbors secretly planned it. They did all of the decorating, bought all the food, and everything. Gotta love them Sauerkrauts.

Me and my neighbor/boss. I think in this picture, we are plotting against my little sister, Rebecca. Yeah, we were. We always are. But then I decided to silly-string him-

Fenwick Wins. Silly Sauerkraut, never give a Fenwick a can of silly string.