The Useless Posts Thread

I am jealous as hell Homer, you get to see the Wings..... I can only watch em on NESN or Hockey Night in Canada

 

I leave this thread overnight and look what happened!!!!!!! There's 13 freaking pages now!

 

Yupper we git earselfs a dayum feenomana a happinin here a ya a

 

Looks like I need to catch up on all of the uselessness that happened overnight

 

Mt. Dew Amp is amazing

 

That is Awesome

 

I think I would be pissing for a week straight...

 

now one in Red! Budweiser red

 

Dont be too jealous it will be the first time I get to see them in almost 20 years.

 

Beer Consumption in America

Beer made up 85.8% of all alcoholic beverage consumption (in total volume) in 2005.1

Americans consumed 7.4 billion gallons of beer in 2005.1

In 2000, Americans consumed an average of 27.1 gallons of beer per capita.2

Although on-premise beer consumption makes up 25% of the beer market, that category collects almost half of the retail sales dollars.1

A large portion of the beer consumed in the U.S. is concentrated in a small group: the top 10% of beer drinkers consume 43% of total reported beer consumption.3

Beer consumption accounts for 81% of all the alcohol consumed in hazardous amounts (defined as five or more drinks per day) in the U.S.4

Three U.S. beer companies dominate the domestic beer market, selling 81.9% of all the beer consumed in 2003:5

Anheuser-Busch -- 51.9%

Miller Brewing Company -- 18.7%

Coors Brewing Company -- 11.3%

Twice as many adult men as women (over 21) drink domestic beer.1

Beer and Income:1

People earning $49,999 or less consume 39.1% of the regular beer in the U.S., while those earning $75,000 or more drink 41.1% of the regular beer.

More than a third of upper-income people (those earning $75,000 or more per year) drink regular, light, or imported beer. In contrast, lower-income people (those earning $30,000 or less per year) are from 11% to 53% less likely than upper-income people to drink those types of beer.

60% of regular beer consumers earn incomes of $50,000 or more.

 

Damn, I'm thirsty now.

 

i just found a bunch of my daughters clean laundry stuffed in the cabinet under her bathroom sink.

 

awesome storage spot!!!

 

YOU come kick her 6 inch wide ass then!

 

aw hellz naw man..............she's kinda like me......pick a spot and use it!!!

 

for years and years...first growing up with anal retentive parents..then the air force...then the time it took to get back to being a civilian after...i folded my socks.

now they're lucky if they ever make it out of the clothes basket after the dryer

 

hey here's a socks riddle:

a guy works third shift but his wife works first shift. he has to get up in the middle of the night to get dressed for work. he has a sock drawer with ten black socks and ten brown socks in it. he can't turn the light on and wake up his wife so it's dark and he can't tell which color he's pulling out.

how many socks does he have to pull out and take in the living room to get dressed to be sure he has two of the same color?

if you figure it out (or already know) don't post...i wanna see some of the answers

 

i see no point of folding socks and boxer shorts........keep them crammed in a drawer.......keeps them broke in!!

 

shouldn't he already be at work?