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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:45 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    No....2 things, actually......

    I worked the 100:00 to 7:00 AM shift.....
    Some dick head came in one night, and decided to do a "beer run"...Well...I caught him, duct taped him up, and put him in one of the trash cans in front of the store until the cops came. EVIDENTLY....I wasnt supposed to do that. The Manager gave me a "warning".

    Then...I had to take a 2 AM Dump, and I forgot to lock the doors...And, of course, the customers viewed that as a free for all.

    The next week I thought it would be funny to get on the roof and launch bottle rockets at people at a Bus stop...

    THEN.......A couple of weeks passed, and a buddy of mine was jokeing with me about how HE could shoplift whatever he wanted without me knowing. I called BUll shit. So I dared him to try. One night, a Hot girl came in wearing nothing but a trench coat! :eek: AND she opened it and began talking with me......lets just say there wasnt much more than the gas pumps left in the store after that. :(
     
    chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009
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  2. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:48 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    DAM! Pork chops tonight....I better make sure the Fire extiguisher is handy...........
     
    chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009
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  3. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:48 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    MMmmm.....Taste the Rianbow!
     
    chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009
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  4. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:50 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    Uh Oh, be careful. :eek:
     
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  5. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:52 PM
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    98tacoma27

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    That sounded like deleted scenes from Clerks.
     
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  6. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:54 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    I shouldn't try to help him. He suspended my man-card for flirting with a girl.
     
    JDMcQ, Jun 4, 2009
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  7. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:54 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LMAO! That was before that movie came out. When that movie came out, My friends said they thought of me......I had some pretty lame jobs growing up......
     
    chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009
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  8. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:55 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    But that was in a MAN thread!!!
     
    chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009
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  9. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:56 PM
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    chris4x4

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    NO!!!! Im boating this weekend, damit, if there is rain!!!! :annoyed:
    WHAT!? I NEVER!!!!
     
    chris4x4, Jun 4, 2009
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  10. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:56 PM
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    That and getting beat up by Julie. I'm not so sure that he is qualified to repeal man card rights.
     
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  11. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:59 PM
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    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    whats up guys
     
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  12. Jun 4, 2009 at 5:59 PM
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    Im not sure the woopin she can dish out is a justified man card revocation......
     
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  13. Jun 4, 2009 at 6:00 PM
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  14. Jun 4, 2009 at 6:00 PM
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    Dont you do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  15. Jun 4, 2009 at 6:01 PM
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    JDMcQ

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    You gonna say that to her? :D
     
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  18. Jun 4, 2009 at 6:03 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Oh...I'll say it to hER!
     
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  19. Jun 4, 2009 at 6:03 PM
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    That sounds like a challenge.
     
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