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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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    I like the sound MEH
     
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    Your dead to me.
     
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    tacomaman06 Carolina Alliance: Enforcer

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    :laugh:....so you like sheep do ya??:eek:
     
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  4. Jun 5, 2009 at 7:59 PM
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    NO! :smack:
     
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  5. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:00 PM
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  6. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:06 PM
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    No problem here. Just drove 3 teenage girls home from the 8th grade dance. Before that Cindy and I went to the Mall and dealt with stupid people.
    While leaving the parking lot, a guy pulled out of the lot right in front of me only to stop at the curb to pick someone up. I don't see why he didn't wait for me to pass instead of cutting me off. I pulled up next to him and blew my horn to let him know he was an ass. After I drove past he blew his horn back. I jumped on the brakes with the intention of getting out and letting him know exactly what I thought of him, but Cindy insisted, very loudly, that I refrain and continue on my way. Stupid punk kids!

    I deserve hard liquor
     
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  7. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:07 PM
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    ........in mass doses
     
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  8. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:08 PM
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    Thank you, my friend.
     
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  9. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:11 PM
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    Cheers!!!
     
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  10. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:12 PM
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    :cheers:
     
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  11. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:14 PM
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    Good enough! I'll send a toast your way! :)
     
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  12. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:16 PM
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    FREE DOG HOUSE!!!! it has only been used about 5 mil times!!! Its in GREAT SHAPE!!! just a few things wrong about it that you might want to know..
    1. it's made from card board.
    2. theres a piece of poop in it that wont come out (not mine)
    3. i stole it out of someones yard
    4. ive been living in it for the past 6 months
    SO DON'T WORRY! IT WORKS GREAT AS A HOME FOR YOU DOG!
    WARNING!!
    DO NOT WASH IT! I KNOW IT'S SMELLY BUT DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT WASH IT!
     
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  13. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:17 PM
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    No price on that?
     
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  14. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:22 PM
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    I think this is ND:

    Me: woke up handcuffed in Queens after a three-day drunk of biblical proportions, mouth like sandpaper meets restaurant dumpster, teeth loose, cut over my eye, head pounding like taiko drummers on meth- none of which kept me from appreciating your unique natural beauty from my vantage point on the floor.

    You: walking circles around your cot, super cute despite the twitch and facial tick, even in hospital greens glamorously sporting an all time blue ribbon trophy rack. You refused to take your meds and they had to get help to hold you down- when you bit the orderly they had to sedate you. Tenacious- I dig that.

    On your way down you looked over at me and smiled, I threw up on the floor and laid in it. You looked concerned, I grinned and shrugged. You win some, you lose some. As they took you away on the stretcher I just laid there reeking of stale alcohol and cigarettes, wishing I'd gotten a chance to tell you my name.

    I was hoping I’d run into you at rehab but apparently you were the rare bird in Queens psyche ward for something other than substance abuse (serious- I’ve heard it happens once in a while.) Keep an eye out for me down in Chinatown. I’ll be the guy with the Mohawk in cut-off shorts and combat boots, getting kicked out of the shittiest bars and vomiting next to yuppies in expensive shoes waiting for their car to be valeted outside Indigos.
     
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  15. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:24 PM
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    You Want the Table? You Can't Handle the Table!

    Date: 2009-04-25, 10:02AM PDT



    It's big, heavy, and ugly. You can't kill it; you can't even frighten it. It's 6X3X3 feet tall, with two tiers and three drawers that work. It's sheet metal and angle iron, welded together with testosterone.
    Run a monster truck over it. Tape explosives to it. Launch it a quarter mile with a (big) trebuchet. Play the Anvil Chorus on it with sledgehammers for an hour. It will mock you. I'm a beaten man. Just get it out of my garage. Bring your friends
     
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  16. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:24 PM
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    1970's Avocado Green Toilet

    Date: 2009-04-24, 8:07AM EDT



    This 1970's beauty will take you back.....sit on it while leafing through a Reader's Digest, smoking a cigarette, watching Chico and the Man, and dropping the kids off at the pool~ you'll think you are in a time warp! It works fine other than the 119 gallons it uses to flush, and there are no stains or streaks. Come'n get it!
     
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  17. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:25 PM
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    Sounds like that guy was challenging you.
     
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  18. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:28 PM
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    Nothing Happens In A Vacuum

    Date: 2009-04-19, 4:04AM PDT



    At least in this one. Hoover TurboPOWER 1700. Needs a belt (few dollars) and fan blade should be replaced (about $20). If you're a perfectionist (not likely if you're reading this) or you prefer to vacuum at night with the lights off (whatever?) then the missing light bulb may be significant to you - easily acquired at any vacuum store. Repair it or use it for parts to fix another 1700 or 2000.

    Ladies, this would make a great birthday/father's day gift for your hubby. With no lid or bag it transforms into a leaf mulching blower (in theory). He might even try it as a snowblower next winter. Your driveway could be the envy of the neighbourhood all year round.

    Guys, with a little modification this could be turned into an automatic pitcher for your little league team practices, or use it to work on your tennis returns, or how about high speed golf ball retrieval while practicing your putt at the office (watch out!).

    You handyman types may just want the motor. Crank the Model T with it. Build a massive rotisserie over a fire pit - just in time for hunting season. Add a chuck and Dremel anything! Turbo charge the washer/dryer/dishwasher for the Misses. (You could use a hidden camera to capture her reaction, but I recommend informing her before first use.) Got one of those clotheslines on rollers? You know what to do. Besides being great for reeling in the clothes, now you can clip Rex to the line for automatic walkies. Does your backyard slope? Bonus! Use it for a ski lift in the winter.
     
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    On that note, I am out gentlemen.

    John, enjoy the spirits.

    Chris, good luck finding whatever the hell it is you are looking for
     
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  20. Jun 5, 2009 at 8:29 PM
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    I'd blow that table to SHIT! This dude has never seen my Wifes Pork Chops in action.
     
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