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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:03 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Hmm.....No blood. I dont ever really strain to blast a duke. Maybe this thing will go away. :(
    Gottcha! :) Well then, If his are drooping down far enough to fall out of his boxers, Those WOULD be considered Old Man nuts......
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  2. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:05 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Oh...so THATS were you draw the line?

    Im the same. Very vivid dreams.....
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  3. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:05 AM
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    FlawedXJ

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    FlawedXJ mall crawlin', web wheelin', concrete cowboy

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    I actually have a jeep now. Imagine that.
    I got a hemorhoid once and it was bad. I opened the front door and there was a decent sized box there. I bent over expecting it to be about 20 lbs. it was like 170 lbs and when i went to yank it up it i strained really hard. Heavly lifters get them all the time. Bad thing was, the box was for my neighbor and was delivered to the wrong house.
     
    FlawedXJ, Jul 17, 2009
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  4. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:07 AM
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    FlawedXJ

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    FlawedXJ mall crawlin', web wheelin', concrete cowboy

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    I actually have a jeep now. Imagine that.
    My gf hates when i have a bad night. I walk, talk, and even text in my sleep.
     
    FlawedXJ, Jul 17, 2009
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  5. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:08 AM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 17, 2009
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  6. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:08 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    THAT gave you a hemeroid?
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  7. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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    TacticalBacon13

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    TacticalBacon13 Sorry for party rockin'

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    yeah but its about saggy nuts and hemmroids.
     
    TacticalBacon13, Jul 17, 2009
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  8. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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    As long as you don't spend an abnormal amount of time sitting you should be fine. Lets see, what is your post count 22,423 :eek: your f**ked
     
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  9. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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    I actually have a jeep now. Imagine that.
    Yep, if you lift something and strain real hard and you havent braced for it, you can pop a blood vessel....thats what a hemorhoid is.
     
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  10. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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    you get hemeroids from straining when POOPING not lifting. You get hernia's from lifting
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 17, 2009
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  11. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:09 AM
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    chris4x4

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    My Wife is the same....I woke up one night to find I was punching her in the shoulder.....She asked me WTF I was doing. Hell....I didnt know, I thought I was haveing a nice sleep.
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  12. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:10 AM
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    I actually have a jeep now. Imagine that.
    Any straining can cause blood vessels to pop....trust me....i had to go to the doctor.
     
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  13. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:11 AM
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    FlawedXJ

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    I woke up the other night asking my gf how she knew how to install conduit lines lol. She just shrugs it off and makes a game of it. Like talking to a little kid and you aren't really paying attention.
     
    FlawedXJ, Jul 17, 2009
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  14. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:11 AM
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    They're not permanent. They can come and go quite frequently (and unfortunately they do get worse as :annoyed: a person gets older)
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 17, 2009
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  15. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:12 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Yeah...Im thinking thats what cause this.....:(
    FUCK THIS! Im not Pooping or picking anything up!! EVER!

    Tell me that God doesnt have a sence of hummor! If you Poop, a new body part forms on your ass hole. If you pick something up that stoo heavy, your gutts pop out of your chest. F this.....Im gonna lay down and not move for a while...
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  16. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:12 AM
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    FlawedXJ

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    yep, if they get bad enough, they'll go in there and remove the troublesome vein.
     
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  17. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:13 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Great...something else to look forward too.....
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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  18. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:13 AM
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    I'd never heard getting one from lifting...:eek: :eek:
     
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  19. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:14 AM
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    FlawedXJ

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    FlawedXJ mall crawlin', web wheelin', concrete cowboy

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    life sucks sometimes.
     
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  20. Jul 17, 2009 at 7:15 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Ok.....SO....Julie just got me some Preparation "H"......WTF are these things????? They look like little submarines.....
     
    chris4x4, Jul 17, 2009
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