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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:16 AM
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    derekabraham

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    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

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    derekabraham, Jul 25, 2009
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  2. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:18 AM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    Why I fired my Secretary..

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

    I thought... Well, that ' s marriage for you, but the kids... they will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way "Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

    I worked until one o ' clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !"

    We went to lunch. But we didn ' t go where we normally would. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office do we?" I responded "I guess not. What do you have in mind?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it ' s just around the corner."

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".

    And I just sat there... on the couch...naked.
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  3. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:20 AM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    ImpulseRed008 Gone But Not Forgotten

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    I know the feeling... I used to like nights better as well


    Thanks... I KNOW there's been NO improvement, that's kinda why I'm going :( I sure hope I can find $99 glasses.... ended up spending $800 on them 3 years ago
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  4. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:20 AM
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    :laugh:
     
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  5. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:21 AM
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    ImpulseRed008

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    :wave: Derek
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  6. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:22 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Good bright happy Saturday morning to you all!
     
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  7. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:23 AM
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    800:eek: i thought my glasses were expensive at 350
     
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  8. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:23 AM
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    Burgman

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    Burgman I KEEEEEL YOU

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    mornign derek, chris
     
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  9. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:24 AM
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    chris4x4

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    Morning, Stephen!
     
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  10. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:24 AM
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    :wave: Chris... right back at 'cha

    Please send me the link to Packer fan's off kilter comment,
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  11. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:25 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Mornign, Susan! :) I'll send it now.
     
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  12. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:25 AM
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    I got two pairs - reg & sun glasses, plus they were :eek: bi-focals

    I'm trying to decide what I really "need" in them....
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  13. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:26 AM
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    thanks
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  14. Jul 25, 2009 at 7:34 AM
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    Bye guys :wave:.... BBL
     
    ImpulseRed008, Jul 25, 2009
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  15. Jul 25, 2009 at 8:09 AM
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    Morning, Rich! Have you tried to clay bar the paint off?
     
    chris4x4, Jul 25, 2009
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  16. Jul 25, 2009 at 8:10 AM
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  18. Jul 25, 2009 at 8:12 AM
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  19. Jul 25, 2009 at 8:13 AM
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  20. Jul 25, 2009 at 8:14 AM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Morning, Capt. Nozzle! :)
     
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