The Useless Posts Thread

this is the best gif of all time

 

Any good?

 

Lol

 

Might be better with fewer clothes.

 

Why do I feel like I can spell Demon and Satan forwards and backwards in Latin now?

 

Handy

 

Army too

 

Now this here?s a story about the Rock Island Line. Well, the Rock Island Line, she runs down into New Orleans. There?s a big tollgate down there and you know if you got certain things on board when you go through the tollgate, well, you don?t have to pay the man no toll. Well, the train driver, he pulled up to the tollgate and the man hollered and asked him what all he had on board and he said, ?I got livestock, I got livestock, I got cows, I got pigs, I got sheep, I got mules I got all livestock? Well, he said, ?You?re all right, boy. You don?t have to pay no toll. You just go right on through.? So he went on through the tollgate And as he went through, he started pickin? up a little bid of speed, Pickin? up a little bit of steam; He got on through, and turned and looked back at the man and said, ?Well, I fooled you, I fooled you, I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron.? CHORUS Down the Rock Island Line, she?s a mighty good road Rock Island Line, it?s the road to ride Rock Island Line, it?s a mighty good road Well, if you ride it, you gotta ride it like you find it Get your ticket at the station for the Rock Island Line Oh, cloudy in the west and it looks like rain ?Round the curve comes a passenger train Northbound train on a southbound track He?s allright a-leavin? but he won?t be back REPEAT CHORUS Whoa! I may be right and I may be wrong, but you?re gonna miss me when I?m gone Well, the engineer said before he died There were two more drinks that he?d like to try Conductor said, ?What could they be?? ?A hot cup of coffee and a cold glass of tea.

 

There's a guy in my building named Johnnie Walker. Yesterday we could wear Halloween costumes in honor of the elementary kids our office sponsors (their class came to trick or treat). He wore a blue sash, and I appear to be the only person who got it.

I wanted a drink all day.

 

The ship no longer has momentum or counter-gravitational thrust to keep it in orbit. The Death Star's gravitational attraction sucks that thing in like turd in a toilet.

Edit: And because George wanted it that way.

 

Maybe the DS2 was between it and the planet (which does have enough gravitational force) and it just happened to be a happy coincidence for the Rebellion.

Maybe the starboard thrusters went nuts and drove it like a giant sperm into that Imperial egg.

Maybe the ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi got him some payback.

Maybe Jar Jar's son was driving.

 

How high's the water, mama?
Two feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Two feet high and risin'

We can make it to the road in a homemade boat
That's the only thing we got left that'll float
It's already over all the wheat and the oats,
Two feet high and risin'

How high's the water, mama?
Three feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Three feet high and risin'

Well, the hives are gone,
I've lost my bees
The chickens are sleepin'
In the willow trees
Cow's in water up past her knees,
Three feet high and risin'

How high's the water, mama?
Four feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Four feet high and risin'

Hey, come look through the window pane,
The bus is comin', gonna take us to the train
Looks like we'll be blessed with a little more rain,
4 feet high and risin'

How high's the water, mama?
Five feet high and risin'
How high's the water, papa?
Five feet high and risin'

Well, the rails are washed out north of town
We gotta head for higher ground
We can't come back till the water comes down,
Five feet high and risin'

Well, it's five feet high and risin'

 

Look y'all, Billy Boy's back back back.

 

Reminds me of the movie "altered states".