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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Nov 17, 2015 at 5:27 AM
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    CaptAmerica

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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Hoo-wee! It's a category-5 frog strangler out there. How bad is it raining? Brothers and sisters, lemme tell ya...

    I watched a lowered Honda Civic drop a trolling motor to stay in their lane.
    The police have been replaced with the Coast Guard.
    Catfish are circling the dumpsters behind a McDonalds.
    My wiper blades started crying in the glory of battle, and my Rain-X gave up.
    A tricked out first gen needed the snorkel to clear a parking lot.
     
    CaptAmerica, Nov 17, 2015
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  2. Nov 17, 2015 at 7:12 AM
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    coffeesnob

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    coffeesnob Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Nov 17, 2015 at 7:15 AM
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    TXpro4X4

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    TXpro4X4 Fuck Cancer!

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    TXpro4X4, Nov 17, 2015
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  4. Nov 17, 2015 at 7:18 AM
    #67544
    CaptAmerica

    #67544
    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Me, when I told my doctor "I only have one cup a day. Honest!"
     
    CaptAmerica, Nov 17, 2015
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  5. Nov 17, 2015 at 7:21 AM
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    coffeesnob

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    coffeesnob Well-Known Member

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    Is that decaf or Reg?
     
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  6. Nov 17, 2015 at 8:07 AM
    #67546
    CaptAmerica

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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    To: All Employees
    From: Human Resources
    RE: Layoffs

    As a result of the reduction of money for department areas, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under this plan, older employees will be asked to go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of the younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect immediately.

    This program will be known as SLAP (Sever Late-Aged Personnel). Employees who are SLAPPED will be given the opportunity to look for jobs outside the company. SLAPPED employees can request a review of their employment records before actual retirement takes place.


    This phase of the program is called SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers). All employees who have been SLAPPED or SCREWED may file an appeal with the upper management.

    This is called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, an employee may be SLAPPED once, SCREWED twice, but may be SHAFTED as many times as the company deems appropriate. If an employee follows the above procedures, he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel's Early Severance) or CLAP (Combined Lump sum Assistance Payment).

    After getting HERPES or CLAP employees will no longer be SLAPPED or SCREWED by the company.

    Management wishes to assure the younger employees who remain on board that the company will continue its policy of training employees through our Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). This company takes pride in the amount of SHIT our employees receive. We have given our employees more SHIT than any company in this area. If any employee feels they do not receive enough SHIT on the job, see your immediate supervisor.

    YOUR SUPERVISOR IS SPECIALLY TRAINED TO MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE ALL OF THE SHIT YOU CAN STAND.
     
    CaptAmerica, Nov 17, 2015
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  7. Nov 17, 2015 at 9:34 AM
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    TXpro4X4

    #67547
    TXpro4X4 Fuck Cancer!

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    Toy Stuff..... Faktor Amber lights on in the grill. Under front bumper led rock lighting. Center counsel c.b mod with under the hood p.a. Anytime foglight mod. R.G.B tape light for inside toekick lighting. Front and back. Front weathertech floor mats. De-Baged except TOY on tailgate. FJ style 6 speed shifter knob. Rubber tacoma bed mat. Trd exhaust. Trd 16in beadlocker style wheels. Electrical a/c 115volt plug/usb mod next to passenger knee. Fox 2.5 coilovers. Icon 2.0's in the rear. Rear locker any-time mod. Abs kill switch mod. All Pro ISF front skid Pelfrey built front differential skid Baja design pro pods Rigid pods CBI pods brackets Mobtown tailgate guard RIP Mobtown Caliraised rear amber pod lights CJ Jumper- map, running, amber fog, reverse, and license plate led bulbs Pedal Commander
    Regs for me. When i have a cup.
     
    TXpro4X4, Nov 17, 2015
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  8. Nov 17, 2015 at 9:48 AM
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    ODNAREM

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    ODNAREM MEMBER Of The Church Of @ODNAREM

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    LMAO!Chill pills or anger management required!Wonder what happened after!?
     
    ODNAREM, Nov 17, 2015
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  9. Nov 17, 2015 at 9:49 AM
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    ODNAREM

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    ODNAREM MEMBER Of The Church Of @ODNAREM

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    Toilet calling!
     
    ODNAREM, Nov 17, 2015
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  10. Nov 17, 2015 at 9:54 AM
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    ODNAREM

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    ODNAREM MEMBER Of The Church Of @ODNAREM

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    Tiger blood for the WIN!
     
    ODNAREM, Nov 17, 2015
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  11. Nov 17, 2015 at 9:56 AM
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    la0d0g

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    la0d0g Its 4 oÂ’clock somewhere

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    running for the hills
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    They became 'internet famous'
     
    la0d0g, Nov 17, 2015
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  12. Nov 18, 2015 at 2:23 PM
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    coffeesnob

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    How does President Obama see himself on the job? Like Aaron Rodgers in the pocket with defenders trying to knock him down.:crazy::crazy::crazy:
     
    coffeesnob, Nov 18, 2015
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  13. Nov 19, 2015 at 7:23 AM
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    13SilverStreakTRD

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    13SilverStreakTRD Insane but Functional

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    tinted windows, window visors, stubby antenna, wethertech floor liners, dented tailgate
     
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  14. Nov 19, 2015 at 7:27 AM
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    CaptAmerica

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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    I want to be that bull.
     
    CaptAmerica, Nov 19, 2015
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  15. Nov 19, 2015 at 8:44 PM
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    o0oSHADOWo0o

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    o0oSHADOWo0o Just lurking in the darkness

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    Just a few LEDs...
    She sure knows how to steer that thing. :rimshot:
     
    o0oSHADOWo0o, Nov 19, 2015
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  16. Nov 20, 2015 at 3:09 AM
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    coffeesnob

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    coffeesnob Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Nov 20, 2015 at 5:39 AM
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    CaptAmerica

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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Just so long as you're not from west coast. Californians are being outlawed - there's too many moving to Austin and Dallas.
     
    CaptAmerica, Nov 20, 2015
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  18. Nov 20, 2015 at 5:43 AM
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    23Skidoo

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    23Skidoo A thirsty fish

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    Amen.
     
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  19. Nov 20, 2015 at 5:49 AM
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    23Skidoo

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    23Skidoo A thirsty fish

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  20. Nov 20, 2015 at 5:54 AM
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    Guerrilla

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    Guerrilla L(.)(.)K@G(.)(.)Dz

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    That garbage music tho.. Like saying here's a cupcake, don't mind the piss and turd icing.
     
    Guerrilla, Nov 20, 2015
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