The Useless Posts Thread

Spoiler: Wurds

At first I wasn’t essential, couldn’t work for a week, then they changed their minds and I was essential. Then my clients got rightfully nervous about having someone in their house, they all canceled work. I’ve scrambled to fill about 1/4 of my schedule. Then I had contact with someone running a fever, we don’t have enough tests so we treat it like it’s Covid, another week down. I’m building a cabinet from home right now and go back to work on Monday. This has had an effect on my business, it’s been a roller coaster ride through cluster fuck village.

I’m in no rush to reopen, human lives mean more to me. I’d be willing to bet that these protests that magically popped up across the country are being funded/organized by lobbyists from the oil industry. #astroturfing

Please do not risk your life so that Karen can get a haircut.

I’d like to see some actual relief for those hit the hardest, except Karen.

On the bright side this has been very profitable for the meme economy. I advise you all to invest heavily, it’s free.

 

Memes aren't free, you pay with your life

 

You need a prescription.

 

Fuck Karen. Literally. I hear she puts out to assistant managers and higher.

But...but...I got a fever!

 

Call us back when you can’t breathe, we don’t have enough cowbell for everyone.

 

That’s why they put oranges in an orange mesh bag.

 

Are oranges really black and white?