The Useless Posts Thread

@tinker_troy , Information Society has been dethroned...

https://youtu.be/1T14eOUf-28

 

Seen one hit by a minivan on the highway...surprised the windshield held...thankfully hit on passenger side and driver was able to get to the side of the road.

 

Low rider problems.

 

This is the place for mind numbing discussions.

 

And if your mind is already numb? Asking for, uh...ummmm...

 

Was walking my dog. Saw an attractive mom type picking the flowers off my blooming magnolia out front…

“Can I help you?”, I said.
“No, they are just so beautiful I had to pick some for myself. You don’t really mind right?”, she pouts with a hint of woman’s power over men.
“Not at all,” caved I, “I’ll just follow you home and if your daughter has half as nice a rack as you, you won’t really mind if I pick her, right?”

She’s still running. I think my flowers are safe.

 

Gardening equates to sexual assault? Are you posting from a prison cell, or just at home from your sexual predator nest? Is that ankle bracelet waterproof?

 

Zing.

 

My neighbor across the street has a few fruit trees in her front yard that are close enough to the picket fence that you can reach over and get fruit. Which random passersby do with alarming regularity. I've seen cars stop, passengers disgorge and strip every branch clean they can reach. I'm not sure what they are thinking or how this is acceptable in their mind. She now leaves her dogs in the front rather than the back yard to discourage this. One is a Newfoundland named Bear. It's pretty effective.

 

BURN!!!!!!

 

Used in Forestry....

 

So when the Gen IV is released do all the Gen III haters instantly cooperate with us current Gen IIIs as their numbers diminish? Do we Gen IIIs have to become jealous Gen IV haters? Want to prepare myself for the social media backlash if I end up liking all generations as I currently do.