The Worst Luck

I would just go black. OK no OffRoad look alike, touch up paint. Every car I have owned except that mini-van got some mystery damage via an unknown clown.

 

I drive and park my pro the same way I have all my sports cars. 900 miles away from other shitty humans. That tactic has never failed me. Automatically assume that everyone else but yourself is a 16 year old child that just got their license and constantly needs you to babysit them and never again will your vehicles be "accidentally" damaged. Its exhausting.

If you have nice shit, you have to sacrifice convenience for insuring its protection. If you take away anything from this it's that 90% of the population is ether jealous, stupid, or lazy.

 

Now that's not a bad idea to spruce up one's fenders and adding functionality.