The worst pain you have ever had?

chopped my big toe in half through the bone.. don't wear sandals riding a bike hahaha lesson learned!

 

Losing your big toe completely fucks your balance if i remember 5th grade anonomy correctly lol

 

well luckily it stayed attached by the skin so i can't remember how many stitches later and i still have my toe

 

Yah fuck losing a toe! lol all i can think of when i say big toe is my favorite movie "The Big Lebowski" lol FUCK THE BIG TOE!

 

1st:forgot my Percocet after my 5th ACL reconstruction and that was torture.
2nd: got my index, middle and ring finger caught in a facemask my freshman year of football.
3rd: cut my baby toe off and broke both of my ankles in a go cart accident when I was 17.. that sucked.
4th: testicular torsion due to sexual mishap with my ex-wife... my right testicle was the size of a grapefruit by the time I got to the er. passed our twice and vomited repeatedly.
..I have bad luck..

 

Dude okay this is going to sound totally weird, but my dad thought he twisted his nut and he literally felt the need to show me because he was like my nut is the size of a fucking softball and im like BS shut up and when i saw it i immediately called 911. lol Turned out he had testicular cancer and when it stopped functioning right it actually did close off blood flow.

 

yup. I was informed if I had waited, I would have had to have it removed. nuts are no fun when they get messed up

 

Yah unfortunely my dad had to get his sliced off but man im glad the cancer didnt spread to anywhere else, He got so damn lucky somehow his body surpressed the cancer cells just to his testicle. he was having nut trouble for almost three months before he showed me.

 

holy moly! good on him. not many are so lucky. im glad he's well and back at it.

 

Yah i told him he was lucky as shit, Even the doctors were like... How the hell?! I dont know man i have a lung disease so theres not alot of normal people pain that i consider pain.

 

Lets see...

Have broken my back, nose, fingers, both wrist (at the same time) & ribs (twice). Been smacked in the face with a tree limb while clearing brush with my front end loader resulting in recontructive surgery and countless stitches on my face. Had a tree top fall on the right side of my head "scalping" the right side of my head (thank God for ROPS). Had a nail stuck in the left eye. Had two transplanted ACLs due to injury. And a pretty good burn from a machine that spewed melted plastic on my arm and face. All brought on by my activities...

BUT, the worst pain I have suffered is watching loved ones tetter near death. One got a stem cell transplant (St. Jude is a great place) and the other suffered from an immune mediated neuropathy resulting in parlysis from the neck down followed by H.I.T. (heprin induced thromacidepenia).

 

Worst pain I ever had was when I fractured my pelvis. No fun. Takes 3-6 months for it to heal.

 

And wouldnt you fuckin know it, All this wisdom teeth talk and one of my has just become impacted, I can feel a shard of it sticking out cutting my mouth. FUCK! What a bitch.

 

Having to watch here comes honey boo boo

 

I got checked for a hernia once...
There's a small ring-like opening right under your testicles, that allows the tubes that are attached to your testicles access to them-from your abdomen
Anyway... This lady stuck her finger bottom-knuckle deep up that thing and started fishing around - I saw the tip of her finger pressing against the wall of my lower stomach

...ok, maybe not the most painful; but, certainly right up there in the land of unpleasant

 

im confused... Where did she put her knuckle?

 

Kidney stones or my slipped disc in my back.

 

I cant even imagine slipping a disk. Sounds like kidney stones are a pretty harsh thing.

 

Ugh i had a heart cath done and my fucking neck was sore all goddamn day.

 

I stubbed my toe once