The worst pain you have ever had?

Blue balls

 

I remember the first time I got punched in the nose, didnt even feel it I just freaked because I expected all this pain and it just made me kind of be like... dafuq?!

 

I have a love-hate with snowboarding...to say the least!

 

kidney stone

 

I gots a kidney stone that's just been fucking with me haha, he shows up at X-rays sometimes and he's like, sup... I'm here just so you don't forget

 

Splinter under the fingernail. Pulling that bitch out is a pain in the ass

 

Anything with fingernails stings like a bitch! I remember spiltting my nail down the middle and that fucking hurt!

 

Anybody got any new fun pain??! Recently just found out that i tore my shoulder blade muscle... Swollen and cant lift up my arm... Mostly just hurts with a huge annoyance.

 

Spent 8 hours in the ER last night due to a kidney stone. Son of a B! that hurts!

It's got my vote for the worst pain, probably because I tried to endure it all day, and then decided to get help.

 

Kidney stones twice. First time, 3 days to pass one the side of a sesame seed. 7 years later, 2 weeks of misery to pass a 5mm stone. In and out of consciousness...yes, morphine is a GREAT friend! Peeing them out is EASY compared to the pain of the stone blocking the path from the kidney to the bladder.

I'm sweating just thinking about them. Since the last one, I drink close to 2 gals. of water a day! No more dehydration for me!

I've had 6 concussions, broken nose, been driven over by a van, and stabbed twice! I would do it all over again to avoid the kidney stones!

 

Passed my first one 12 years ago and my second one just yesterday. Actually went to the ER. Passed the stone last night. Measured over 1/16". Most severe pain I have experienced.

 

Sneezing without hugging a pillow 3weeks after having open heart surgery.

Felt like a 18 wheeler trying to drive out of my chest.

 

Clogged Gallbladder took 3 shots of Morphine to take the edge off. had it removed a week later Fuck that shit

 

Oh and those pimples that form right there below your nose where your nose ends and you top lip begins. SOB

 

Broken Femur never have i had that much pain from a broken bone

 

The wreck I was in that led to me getting my Tacoma. Went 40 to 0 in about a second wasn't wearing a seat belt and had to have reconstructive surgery on my left shoulder. Learned my lesson always wear my seat belt now.

 

Worst pain I've ever had... that's a contest between having that engine fall on me and getting a hammer to the face.
With the engine thing, I had the worst headaches for about a month. Couldn't sleep at all, and every time I moved, my head would throb in sync with my heart.


So it's between that, and the hammer to my face. Got busted in the face by a falling hammer at work. My boss was 2 stories up on the scaffolding, cutting some siding. He almost fell, and his hammer fell out of his nail bag, hit the ladder I was moving, and bounced off and hit me in the mouth. Punched a tooth through my lip. I still don't think I broke my jaw, but the pain was so bad that I couldn't eat for days, couldn't really talk, and I got literally no sleep for six days afterwards because I would wake up a few minutes after falling asleep with excruciating pain in my jaw. I would put my hands to my face and squeeze my head as hard as I could because it was a different feeling than the pain and I just wanted to feel something else.

 

You guys had some serious pain. My worst is a toss up between breaking my leg playing hockey and the scope they put up my ding ding trying to find the source of the bleeding. Nearly passed out from that ef'ing scope.
re-broke the same leg but it didn't hurt as much as the first tine. The hand I broke wasn't too bad either.

 

Fuck that scope. Fuck all scopes. Put me to sleep and have you scope fun.