Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

lol

 

You need to go back to school for grammar....

 

he's an island boy, give him a break

 

I thought he was from the hood

 

Not so much a problem with the truck (too high) but with the car women love to put everything on the roof before getting in the car. Like a coffee cup, purse, random shit they carry. It scratches the roof and drives me nuts.
Any mess left behind pisses me off too. If you are going to have a coffee or food in the vehicle, take your goddam garbage out with you.
In the summer I try to take the bike as often as possible, that way they cant write on the windows, eat, leave garbage or put anything on the roof!
The feet on the dash annoys me too, but I tell them its a safety issue so they have to take their feet down. If the airbag is deployed, they are fucked. That way I dont seem anal....although I am. haha

 

When my window is down when it's 65 degrees and she's complaining that she's cold.

 

Not closing the door all the way.
Not fixing the seatbelt when she gets out (1st gen)
Leaving trash on my floorboards or in the door pocket.
Adjusting the radio/temp controls
Putting feet on dash
Closing vents
Taking my cupholder ashtray out and tossing it in the back.
Complaining that the outside of my truck is too muddy
Complaining about the bumpy ride

I could go on and on. I really hate females sometimes.

 

Non stop knockin on the rear window begging me to let her sit INSIDE the truck.

I dunno why she's so scared back there,
I mean that's what the extra d-rings are for.... DUh

 

my gf takes off her fake finger nails and leaves them in the door pocket...its freaking gross

 

Okay that would be the end of our relationship if that was my girl.

 

HAHA ya and I got on her about it the other day. They were there for 4 months BTW, and she yells at me because I asked her 1000x times to take them out and she started getting annoyed by me ALWAYS bringing it up....a week before this she gets made at me for leaving the empty toilet paper roll on the bathroom counter because she doesnt have a garbage in her room AND she added garbage to the roll in addition to it and I get the talk for leaving garbage everywhere

 

She doesn't do it in my truck but she leaves the lights on EVERYWHERE

 

My old lady jumps out and leaves the damn door open.

 

Now thats some funny shit

 

If you asked your buddy to stop doing any of these things, no problem. Or he's had his last ride.
Try that with your other half...

Oh yeah...

Stewie: Women, Brian...what a royal pain in the ass. It's like, it's like, why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex. Just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy, you know? Why don't guys just do that?
Brian: They do, it's called being gay.
Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is? Oh yeah, I could totally get into that.

 

LOL, but that last one could really backfire on you if she gets in a certain mood. Some distractions aren't that bad.. at least until the cops pull you over and you have to explain it.

 

Leaving garbage in my truck!

the wife's car is a rolling dumpster, I won't even ride in it anymore unless she spends the morning out there with a trash bag first

 

I think the worst my wife does (outside of writing her name in the window which was already mentioned) is constantly changing the radio station to Z100. For the non-NJ people it's pop station that plays the same 4 or 5 songs over and over again until you shoot someone.

 

My wife annoys me cause everytime get to our destination she will sit in my truck for a good five minutes looking at facebook on her Iphone, I wont to take that damn phone from her and break it when she does that.