Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

My wife is a zombie when she is on the phone. I hate both smart phones and fakebook equally.

"It is hot outside"
45232423 agree.
Sam "Yea it is"

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How fuckin stupid is this shit.

 

It started snowing around here and the other day my wife opened the door to get in and I said "knock the snow off your shoes before you get in", so what does she do. She startes kicking the back door. I said "what the f%^& are you doing". She got upset because I yelled at her. I mean I have Westin nerf bars right there, what was she thinking.

But mainly my wife just annoys me by being in my truck, I hate everything she does in it. The way she shuts the door, the way she puts her seatbelt on, having her purse sit on the floor by her feet, the way she reclines the seat and doesn't pull the lever all the way up and it makes a damn grinding noise. AAARRGGHHHHHHHHHH I get mad just talking about it.

 

Ahhhhh yes another wonderful and satisfying marriage like the rest of us.....>LOL....

 

End of marriage.

Hahah...how do you put your seatbelt on wrong? Lol!

 

Hey that's not so bad....with this time of year (Christmas Season) My wife watches the same tv Christmas show time and time again on the Hallmark channel or another she found that plays the same movies from one channel to another over and fricking over again. I walk the dogs alot when I'm home....minute after minute...hour after hour...I can even tell what commercials are coming on and at what time.....

"BUT I LOVE MY WIFE AND MY MARRIAGE!!"

 

Mine turns the heat on full in any vehicle she is in. I have argued with her before, but decided its not worth it- I just crack a window. Problem is that my foot still gets really hot when I am holding it on the gas or the brake. Now I get shit all the time from her because I keep moving my foot on and off the brake when stopped. She doesn't like the truck "jerky" when we are supposed to be stopped!! AAARGGGHHH!!

 

LMAO...you're right except she turns all 5 tv's on the same channel so if she has to get up and do something she won't miss anything...and don't tell me to watch what I want .... I'm married--I know the deal....LOL.

 

Friend had both legs broke and fucked up his face from doing that. His dad rear-ended another car while he was sleeping with his feet up.

Biggest complaint of my wife in the truck, is the fucking glittered dress, that shit was everywhere in 2 minutes from getting in! Yeah you look hot in it baby, but damn, who's gona vacuum this GD thing?

 

Putting on Makeup!!! ARGH.

Mine uses that mineral stuff thats like a fine powder. It clogs up the air and makes it hard to breathe. I am super sensitive to smells and hate perfume/makeup. Makes me sneeze like I have TB.

 

Sounds like you're married to my girlfriend!!

Has has POS honda civic that she treats like crap and has been dropping hints that she wants a taco for her next car.

Only she wants like a $34k V6 4x4 TRD for her greuling 4 mile commute to work her retail job. I tell her if she ever gets it, I'm taking it away the moment I see a starbucks cup left to rot and stink the thing up.

 

Don't know if this is repost. My wife has this imaginary brake pedal on the passenger’s side that she uses at intersections and other times I might be going a little fast. Like that imaginary pedal is going to stop the truck.

I told her to install an imaginary clutch next to that imaginary brake pedal so she doesn't stall. Then I got that look, all married guys know what I mean.

 

Whenever they randomly start putting makeup on and you stop at a red light and get bitched at because she messed up! happened Monday night lol

 

lol my dad does that shit.. if i was turning on 2 wheels i would understand.

 

i hate how they flail around in the back and cause me to get pulled over!
lol true answer.. i hate how my mom grabs the handle if i go a little over the speed limit when she drives 10x faster in her big ass 5.7 liter tundra!!

 

This one made me laugh my ass off!

 

my gf always slams my door! i can hear my dam window clatter around. everytime she does it hard she looks at me with puppy dog eyes and says "im sorry!"

well you know what ***** if your sorry stop slamming the dam door!
i hate it when people wright on my truck when its dirty. PISSES ME OFF.

 

the thing that kills me the most is when a girl puts her hand on my shifter while im driving (no not that one, the one on the truck ). i've had 2 girls do that before and i can't drive thinking her hand might slip and my tranny could get torn to shit.

another one would be changing my radio. bitches, don't touch my radio

 

guilty.

 

Frustrating when my wife's big boobs keep pushing the shifter out of D and into neutral when she's giving me road head