Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

My girl puts her feet up on the dash, no shoes, and presses her toes on the windshield. My girl slams her door when she gets out. My girl leaves her seatbelt twisted. All these things drive me up the fuucking wall, especially because I have asked her politely like 900 times not to do any of these things. So long as the road head never stop, slam the fucking door...IDGAF!!

 

X2 for road head. i've never got that. i wonder sometimes if it'd distract me from driving

 

Leaves all sorts of girl things in the car. I know i didnt leave those pink sunglasses on the dash

 

when she uses the passenger side vanity mirror and doesnt close it after, the reflection distractsme while i am driving, also the sun shade when is not in use, i hate it when she lefts it down

 

F-ing house magazines in between my console and passenger seat. Everytime I clean out my truck there are a bunch of them. And crumbling straw rappers up and tossing them on the floor.

 

I hate banging my knees on the steering wheel in the morning after she's driven it, but I don't say anything, because I asked her to make a beer run the night before. Besides she looks way better in it than I do!

 

number one thing- get in the truck to begin with.

 

When my friends girlfriend rides with me she changes the song from love dem gun sounds to super bass by nikki minaj and starts singing. Double din has voice command so she did it from the back.

 

Feet on the dash!!!!!

 

My gf never moves the seat back, I cant get in because it's so far up. Plus she can't park either. It seems like every time I come out to the truck after she parks it, the tires are almost always on one of the lines of the parking stall.

 

My passenger seat now squeaks like a mofo all the time...but that may have been a little bit of my fault too

 

Found melted chapstick under my rubber floor mats today

 

drawing on windows ! so annoying!

 

idc if im getting road head or not. she better not slam my dam door. sometimes she does it on accident then looks at me and is like "sorry" and she looks scared haha...

she tries to smoke in my truck. yeah fuck no, not happening.

she tries to put her feet on my dash. haha funny girl, fuck that, not happening

she thinks thats her side of the truck so i cant set stuff on the passenger floor. yeah fuck off the whole truck is my side of the truck. what i say goes

she turns down the ac. NO. MY TRUCK I DECIDE HOW COLD IT NEEDS TO BE.

tries to change the radio. LOL. no.

when my trucks dirty they try to write on it AH HELL NO!

then... SHE TRIES TO DRIVE IT. HELL NO.

women these days are funny.

 

This sh*t is funny as hell!

Mine uses large travel mugs without a lid and fills it up TO THE TOP with sugary, creamy coffee and puts it in the over sized cup holder with the little black chingases broken off. Asking her not to is like asking the dog not to crap in the grass.

 

just slap a hoe like i do, they learn to listen real quick

 

Classic!

 

I like to put this ina cause and result type of way..
Cause: feet on dash= insta-slap
Cause: slamming seatbelt and or possibly door= nasty eye, so nasty it sends up one brow..

All of the above pisses the shit out of me
Amen

 

I can't stand when my wife is opening the door and I hear her damn rings tapping on the door. She knows it pisses me off so when it happens she usually says "sorry", like saying it is going to magically remove the scratches...

 

^What he said