Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

DGXR, yeah I do lol and she is super cool. It just sucks when I'm at a light after dropping her off and the gangstas in the next lane give me crazy looks

 

R they trying to tell everyone about a certain something that is not very big or are they just saying they want a big one....?????(Just kidding)

 

1. brings her purse in the truck just to hide it under my jacket when we go out. why bring it with you int he first place if your just going to hude it.
2. writes shit on the fogged up windows
3. whenever im making a left hand turn across traffic shes always looking in her purse or her nails or her phone so her heads down and completely blocking the window so I cant see
4. throws my dip spitter out of the cupholder into the back seat in favor of her pepsi (c'mon spitter>pepsi in cupholder hierarchy)
5. Complains like hell about her boobs hurting whenever I do just a little wheeling with her in the truck. (she has bigg ol' tigglebitties)
6. doesnt give me road head

 

My wife likes to bring a lot of shit with her in the truck both for herself and the kids.

She only takes about half of it back in the house later.

 

I think this constitutes "saying something".

 

My girl put a hair scrunchie thing around my shifter. I guess its her way of "marking territory" if any other chics happen to be in my truck. It is handy though when she uses it to hold hair back out of her face when , well gonna keep this PG13 so no further info on that one.... Other than that messing with the damn radio.

 

Brings her suitcase size of a purse in the truck and has it resting on the center console. Get that damn thing outta my way!!!!

 

Only two things my wife does is slams the doors and leaves nasty food trash in there. I find Gum in gum wrappers, Yogurt containers, and things like that. Take your trash with you and put it in a trash can. Don't leave it in my truck.

 

HAHA!! yup!

 

God my Ex did that all the time...Grrrrrrr

I won't have that, It pisses me off and my GF knows it.

Grrrr, Everybody I ride with dose that

Grrrrrrrrrrrr, My GF will slam my tailgate, But she will shut her tailgate softly

Come on now, That's funny. I fart all the time and lock the windows..

That's my GF to a T.

I drove my work partner to the shop today, He got in an lit a black and mild, I rolled down the window and told him to put it out. He got all pissy. I hate the smell of a smoked in truck.

Pics please...LOL

 

I fill your pain here. My daughter seems to think the side panel compartments are trash cans.... I constantly tell her to quit putting trash there but it is

 

Touching the radio...just don't touch a damn thing and sit there.


For everyone complaining about the girl slamming the door, try opening the door for them. They think you are being a gentleman but really you get to close the door behind them when they get in to your liking.

 

My wife blows her nose with a tissue and leaving the tissue in the cup holder.and not throwing it away after we're home.

 

My wife use to lay her purse so it would fold over the center console and I put a quick stop to that when i threw the damn thing in the back seat and told her from now on to keep it under her feet.
The other thing is gum wrappers/trash HOLY CRAP!!! PICK YOUR TRASH UP AND THROW IT AWAY WHEN YOU GET OUT!!! Sometimes i feel like throwing her into the trash can with her trash.

Besides the trash, i've trained her very well on how to behave in our vehicles. Especially when i'm driving.

I really do love my wife though, honest

 

On long drives she keeps shifting it into neutral with her ribs. (think about it!)

 

My girl compacts my door pockets full of shit. Its the only garbage I have to ever clean out of my truck. You brought it in now please take it with you

 

every dam girls that sits in my truck puts their feet on my dash which leaves dirty shoe prints all over it. I just tell them that the airbags are on and for their safety they should put them down, also when they unbuckle the seatbelt they let it go flying right into my tinted window, im just waiting for a huge chip to be missing out of my tint.

 

thats disgusting

I refuse to ride in my wifes car, its pretty much a trashcan on wheels.

 

hahaha

I would say leaving trash, blocking the mirror, and not wiping off their god damn feet when they get in the truck (why i got weathertech's). Nothing worse then finding a stale french fry or dried up taco cheese under the passenger seat and finding a passenger floor mat that is dirtier than the drivers (who do you think is in the car more?) but as long as their hot i just let it fly

 

HAHA lucky, My GF won't do that.