Things girls do in your truck that annoy you but you don't say anything because

Wow I feel old. People talking about parents cleaning and driving their trucks...

 

putting their dry ass feet on my dash and it leaves foot skid marks on it haha

 

The only thing's that a girls has done to aggrivate me in my truck was feet on the wind sheild and sit on the hood of my truck at parties. Never had a problem with them writing on the fog of my window's because I clean them every other day.

 

This one time, a very, very large female tourist (who had JUST come from surfing lessons at the beach) decided to sit on my front bumper. Then proceeded to spray sunscreen while still on my truck. That pissed me off so bad I literally threw a cheeseburger at her...


does this count?

 

i hate it when girls dont make me sandwiches in my truck or when they wear clothes in my truck... so effind disrespectful

 

You mean besides speaking?

Seriously though... don't sit in the damn truck for five minutes getting ready to get out of it. That's what the five minutes before we arrived at our destination was for.

 

Don't feed the animals.

 

Lol how did she react to that?

 

She gave me the whale stare, then asked me "Why would you waste a burger like that?" and went into a whole thing about disrespectful "locals"

So I said I'm showing her as much respect as she's showing my property and to GTFO.

There was a giant oval of salt that dried on my front bumper and grill, and I had to use WD-40 to get the sunscreen off.

(NOTE: DO NOT. EVER. Get spray-on sunscreen on your trucks. If you try to scrub it off, it smears. but WD-40 wins.)

 

I literally lol

 

Those fuckin whale stares...sounds like a very nice person too. I would have been pissed if someone leaned up on my truck by itself, but add the sunscreen and salt water...

 

Edit: used wrong meme

 

1- when they take forever to get out so i have to wait to lock my door
2-draw dicks and hearts on my fogged up winshied and pass side window
3- touch my ac/radio
4- bitch about me smoking in it
5-jerks the wheel while im driving( probably my biggest pet peeve)
6-ask's to drive and then gets all pouty when i refuse
7-leave trash in it
8-eat in it
9-when they say other tacos are nicer


yup thats about it

 

That's the most annoying thing, I hate it. I get out and stand there for 5 minutes waiting.


The other thing .. when she has the keys and presses lock twice. I always have to ask, "Did you just press the unlock button?" ... "No, I just pressed it twice"

 

I can't see you doing that.

 

Lolz

 

It was a one-time thing, promise

She was just so blatantly.....disrespectful

 

i would of done it to! it would of been a veggy burger, for more reasons then one

 

Me and my girl just got into it because of this exact thing...hate it when she slams my door.

 

That was pretty tame compared to what other locals would do. I think I would have set the panic button off on top of that. Give that whale a heart attack. People get beat up over less at times. I would have made her give me money for a detail too!