1. Welcome to Tacoma World!

    You are currently viewing as a guest! To get full-access, you need to register for a FREE account.

    As a registered member, you’ll be able to:
    • Participate in all Tacoma discussion topics
    • Communicate privately with other Tacoma owners from around the world
    • Post your own photos in our Members Gallery
    • Access all special features of the site

Things that dont make sense.......

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, May 7, 2010.

  1. May 7, 2010 at 8:17 AM
    #1
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Member:
    #6497
    Messages:
    106,158
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    FlimFlubberJAM
    Tenoe, AZ
    Vehicle:
    2013 Rubicon Unlimited,
    4.10 gears, sliders, and lots of buttons.
    Starting with a puppy that weighs 19#, and over a 3 month time period:
    Eaten 120# of puppy food.
    Taken 110# of shits.
    Drank about 50 Gals. of Water
    Peed about 49 gals of Pee.
    Dog gained 26#.
    :confused:
     
  2. May 7, 2010 at 8:22 AM
    #2
    28ØØ3

    28ØØ3 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2008
    Member:
    #6754
    Messages:
    4,908
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    boss
    somewhere endlessly searching for ways to offend B
    Vehicle:
    08 DCLB SR5 4WD
    VatoZone Especial
    Things that don't make sense: Why on earth Chris4x4 would pick up dog poop and weigh it?!?!?!


    Also, how did you managed to collect the piss to weigh it? Did you hold a drain pan or cup under the dog?
     
  3. May 7, 2010 at 8:23 AM
    #3
    Jigzor

    Jigzor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2009
    Member:
    #17413
    Messages:
    3,077
    Gender:
    Male
    Pennsylvania
    Vehicle:
    17 DCSB Silver Sky
    Testing at work for substance abuse and needed clean samples.
     
  4. May 7, 2010 at 8:23 AM
    #4
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Member:
    #6497
    Messages:
    106,158
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    FlimFlubberJAM
    Tenoe, AZ
    Vehicle:
    2013 Rubicon Unlimited,
    4.10 gears, sliders, and lots of buttons.
    All weights and measures are estimates. I have a hgihly calibrated elbow. :cool:
     
  5. May 7, 2010 at 8:26 AM
    #5
    28ØØ3

    28ØØ3 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2008
    Member:
    #6754
    Messages:
    4,908
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    boss
    somewhere endlessly searching for ways to offend B
    Vehicle:
    08 DCLB SR5 4WD
    VatoZone Especial
    :rofl: why is this "Chris" applicant in heat?
     
  6. May 7, 2010 at 8:30 AM
    #6
    Jigzor

    Jigzor Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 19, 2009
    Member:
    #17413
    Messages:
    3,077
    Gender:
    Male
    Pennsylvania
    Vehicle:
    17 DCSB Silver Sky
    He tends to have too many accidents at work, thus the required testing. The problem is why the lab is finding bits and pieces of nature in his samples.

    ywen..Yes, he is a nozzle..
     
  7. May 7, 2010 at 8:32 AM
    #7
    greenguy

    greenguy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2009
    Member:
    #13549
    Messages:
    63
    Gender:
    Male
    west chester
    Vehicle:
    09 TRD Crew Cab
    A clock you can't see
     
  8. May 7, 2010 at 8:32 AM
    #8
    eordonez

    eordonez Living vicariously through mjp2

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2008
    Member:
    #5340
    Messages:
    8,341
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Ed
    Chihuahua, Mexico
    Vehicle:
    TRD Sport Dcab 4x2 Black Sand Pearl
    OEM All Weather Mats, wheel locks, Toyota Silver Tube steps.....
    I thought this was another thread like the wtf thread
     
  9. May 7, 2010 at 8:37 AM
    #9
    hoosiertaco

    hoosiertaco Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2008
    Member:
    #9084
    Messages:
    4,928
    :rofl:...and I thought my mind was twisted...........


    I'll play........things that don't make sense...........

    -Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

    -When Dog food says new and inproved taste..who tested it?

    -How come that hard rock candy in the urinals in the mens bathroom tastes like pee?

    - Why do people say they slept like a baby. Did they cry all night and keep their parents up?
     
  10. May 11, 2010 at 9:35 AM
    #10
    bruinsrme

    bruinsrme Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2010
    Member:
    #34807
    Messages:
    578
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Scott
    Worcester
    Vehicle:
    BRM 2010
    Why is it that when guys get together their wives and girlfriends want a full report of thr gathering.
    When women get together men could give a rats ass what they did.
     
  11. May 11, 2010 at 9:39 AM
    #11
    Stillfly199

    Stillfly199 ( . )( . )

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2009
    Member:
    #14098
    Messages:
    5,004
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    J.D.
    Bro Capital of the word
    Vehicle:
    2010 FJ Cruiser
    Here, I'll play

    Things that dont make sense:

    Women
     
  12. May 11, 2010 at 9:39 AM
    #12
    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2008
    Member:
    #7822
    Messages:
    29,052
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    TW'S Hippy Liberal
    Portland, OR
    Vehicle:
    2002 4x4 4Runner
    Stick on hood scoop from Autozone.


    Or when you ask them about it they get all defensive...
     
  13. May 11, 2010 at 9:40 AM
    #13
    derekabraham

    derekabraham Living vicariously through everybody

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2008
    Member:
    #7822
    Messages:
    29,052
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    TW'S Hippy Liberal
    Portland, OR
    Vehicle:
    2002 4x4 4Runner
    Stick on hood scoop from Autozone.



    Big x2. :D
     
  14. May 11, 2010 at 9:49 AM
    #14
    thebigk

    thebigk 6 Double 5 3 2 1

    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2008
    Member:
    #8770
    Messages:
    3,330
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Ken....
    Odessa, TX
    Why women get bigger breasts and then bitch about us staring at them.
     
  15. May 11, 2010 at 9:55 AM
    #15
    Evil Monkey

    Evil Monkey There's an evil monkey in my truck

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2007
    Member:
    #2352
    Messages:
    8,337
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Robert
    Escondido, CA
    Vehicle:
    07 4x4 DC SR5 TRD Off-road
    Weathertech front & rear mats, rear suspension TSB, Toytec AAL for TSB, Hi-Lift Jack, Bilstein 5100 & Toytec Adjustable coilovers, Built Right UCAs, KMC XD 795 Hoss Wheels, Definity Dakota MTs 285/75R16, Leer XR, Thule Tracker II & Thule MOAB basket
    Why Chris4x4 can tear a truck apart, put it back together again, but can't wash his socks?
     
  16. May 11, 2010 at 10:58 AM
    #16
    28ØØ3

    28ØØ3 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2008
    Member:
    #6754
    Messages:
    4,908
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    boss
    somewhere endlessly searching for ways to offend B
    Vehicle:
    08 DCLB SR5 4WD
    VatoZone Especial
    OOOH, I know this one!
    Because women think that whenever 2 or more men get together, they talk about all the freak-nasty stuff their wife/gf/significant other/fb does in the bedroom.....
     
  17. May 11, 2010 at 11:10 AM
    #17
    kris77

    kris77 Born in the Backwoods

    Joined:
    May 8, 2008
    Member:
    #6480
    Messages:
    1,193
    Gender:
    Male
    West Virginia
    Vehicle:
    08 DC TRD Sport Speedway Blue
    In channel Vent Visors, AVS Bug Shield, Hankook Dynapro RF10 265/70/17
    Things that dont make sense.

    why women dont like sex.
     
  18. May 11, 2010 at 11:12 AM
    #18
    scocar

    scocar Scouting the perimeter for weakness

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Member:
    #25814
    Messages:
    31,401
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dick
    In close proximity to an undisclosed location
    Vehicle:
    2015 DCLB 4x4 SR5
    Back to square one after the 2001. So...
    Why Toyota would put weak leaf springs on a "TRD" truck. 100k miles? Maybe the big, heavy TRD decal overloaded the rear end....

    Oops, should that be under WTF?
     
  19. May 11, 2010 at 11:21 AM
    #19
    Jester243

    Jester243 mod status????

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2008
    Member:
    #7552
    Messages:
    10,004
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dan
    Spokane, WA
    Vehicle:
    2016 Trail Premium 4Runner w/ KDSS

    Or is it that they just don't like it with you?



    :p
     
  20. May 11, 2010 at 11:24 AM
    #20
    scocar

    scocar Scouting the perimeter for weakness

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Member:
    #25814
    Messages:
    31,401
    Gender:
    Male
    First Name:
    Dick
    In close proximity to an undisclosed location
    Vehicle:
    2015 DCLB 4x4 SR5
    Back to square one after the 2001. So...
    Um, go find another woman? Try a Swedish pee-pee enlarger?

    Man, I still can't stop thinking of this one from about 15 years ago. Drop of a hat throwdown...she didn't like not having sex...
     
To Top